PERSONALS

My nerves brush across your skin; they are calm.The world falls away, even at our stillest of moments Why do we deprive our bodies of this solace?

What?

To my asshole of a room mate. STOP DOWNLOADING GAY PORN INTO MY COMPUTER!!! I came back with my girlfriend the other day and she found a shit load of it on my computer. You don't know how many problems you just started!!!

lvl 70 undead lock looking for hawt  female blood elf to imbed my seed of corruption in, pst

Dear generation., i needed a nap so i took one in class and the prof kicked me out and then accused me of cheating because he thought i was looking at someone else’s test. fucking a?

see, the funny thing about my back is that it's on my cock.

Kyle from the third floor, lay off the donuts, you fat bastard!

stephen, you smell like cow poop that a cat peed on... but i still love you puffin.

DO A BARREL ROLL! Press Z or R twice!

to the fattyboomboom who thinks shes alllowed my house... your not, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!

Grammar check: your = possessive, you’re = you are. Asshole.

sorry bong, i cheated on you with a dutch... SMOKE MADD BLUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

R.I.P. tinkerbell and cobra commander, getting high wont be the same with out you guys

Dear Bitch Who Works at Tops, You are a fucking cuntbag piece of shit. My ID is valid, and you are a beer nazi whore.

what is the formula for the area of a cooter? i forget, but i think pi was somehow invovled.

Thanks for this one, Dan.

Dudes ain’t shit but ho’s and dicks.

“How was the beer tent at fallfest?”

“What’s fallfest?” “I dunno that place where there was a beer tent.” “What?” “Nevermind.”

We never go to class.

Dear god, I hope we aren’t here til 3 again today.

YESTERDAY, we talked ABOUT....

generation editors, you are all very misogynistic. why is it always about bitches and hos and dirty sluts??!

Golly gee, we just print what you send in.

dear god i hate to beat a dead horse about the long island thing but those bitches seriously need to take some lessons on not looking like sperm dumsters wherever they go. sweatpants are not an acceptable form of dress for any adult person, sorry.

do you folks like coffee?

its sad that the most read section in gen is the personals

That’s true. Very true.

AGAIN...Someone PLEASE help me understand wtf is going on in the spectrum comic!

Level 68 Dwarf Hunter LF3M Healer to raise me, Rogue to do it from behind, Tank to take my damage all night long. Willing to explore your BRD, pst.

Stop sending WoW personals, you fucking nerds!

Hey, are you Bret? I hear you like to have a good time.

I’m Bret...

smoke a blut!!1 for old time’s sake.

Fucking hell, to my asshole roomate who keeps stealing my underwear, that’s fucking creepy and those things aren’t cheap. i don’t want them back anymore but some cash reimbursement would be nice.

Seriously, kids. Send us personals. We can’t write all of this ourselves.