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We Have a Few Questions For You...

Questions by Stephen Boyd and Andrew Blake

Craig Gussman - Junior, Digital Media Studies
Have you been to a UB football game before?
Yea, last year I went to one. They won in overtime or something.
Was there tailgating at all in the parking lots?
I think there might have been a beer tent or something.
Were you drunk?
No, I'm underage.
Oh. Did you hear that we are now ranked second to last instead of last in Division I?
Really? That's good...
What do you think UB should do to get people to come to the game?
Oh gee, I don't know. Recruit better players.
What would be an incentive, free food, free pizza?
Don't they already do that? I don't know, free things would be nice. Better seating, the seats are pretty crappy.
Drugs?
Heroin, acid, any kind of hardcore drugs would get students to go. Or marijuana, cause students aren't picky.

Amy Hardy - Senior, French and cognitive linguistics
Did you know there is a UB football game this weekend?
Actually, I didn't.
Did you know we had a football team?
Yea…
Ever been to a game before?
Yea, it was okay. It's not like the stands were full, but it was fun.
Was there tailgating?
I've seen people tailgating because I lived in South Lake Village, but yea, usually on early Satur day games.
Hey, did you hear that we are now ranked second to last instead of last in Division I?
Second to last? I didn't hear that.
Does that make you want to go to games more?
No, not really.

Greg Reid - Sophomore, psychology/Nader Jamal - Sophomore, pre-law
Are you going to tailgate on Saturday before the game?
Greg: Probably.
Get drunk?
Greg: Yea!
Did you hear we are now ranked second to last instead of last in Division I?
Greg: No, I didn't know that.
Does that make you want to go to games?
Greg: Probably more than last year.
How could UB entice people to go to these games?
Greg: I have no idea. Winning? Free stuff and winning.
Nader: Titties. Titties are good.

What do you think of the mascot?
Greg: I like Victor, but Victoria...who has two mascots? It's kind of pointless.
Nader: A bull can't be a girl! I think she has horns too, so she's more of a tranny than a girl bull.

 

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