PERSONALS
to all com majors, go back to the island but leave your cars that your daddys bought u...ps: leave your mothers here bc they are all MILFS!!!
would it be appropriate to say "a bay bay" to one of my students in school, or would i get into trouble for that?
Spider colony update: If you're an arachniphobe, don't plan on getting raped/mugged near Fronzak, because the emergency phone there is basically completely covered in pure spiders--it's fantastic.
No one if fucking making you go to UB Micro, unless you spent all day looking at porn and got your port shut off because you contracted a virus. So please, stop playing out your homosexual fantasies on UB Micro.
hey generation, wheres the dropbox assholes?
Someone stole it last year. Glad someone finally noticed.
To my little whiney b*tch of a roommate, stop being such a hypocondriac naging vagina and grow a sac. everything can't always be your way. o yeah and we all know you like to take it in the ass, f*ck off, and relax for once
manwhore is to my roommate as bluts are to generation.
Attention everyone with a car: If you're going to stalk me to my parking spot, at least offer me a ride so I get there quicker!!
Lvl 60 Mage LF any Female to grind with. Will conjure food as a compromise. Contact Suggestions
To the drunk, redhead on mainstreet who attacks everyone's food, you're a dirty little ginger! People, DON'T FEED THE BEAST!!!!!!!!
Up until yesterday, I had no conclusive evidence that the Church of Scientology employed theives. who else but a pickpocket could slip a handful of copies of "come see what we're all about" ads in over 20 people's pockets in less than 5 minutes.... I think the people in charge of "UB Green" should hire henchmen to go around and beat up some of these club advertisers who run by and throw their ads at your face then vanish around a corner before you can shout "Not Interested", wasting countless sheets of paper that end up dirtied with footprints as they are swept to the floor. Grow a pair and use the many bulletin boards, or better yet, advertise in Generation!
To the well educated and articulate fellow with the extra set of road spikes- we love you!!!
I am a prime piece of man-steak, and that bitch is obviously a vegetarian
Last week whence seeking a quiet study place, I entered the lower levels of the Capen Undergraduate Library for the first time... yuck. I think the guy who made off with those other three Polish Collection medallions died down there and the body's been slowly decomposing for years... that or the smell is emanating from the left over vomit from people who puked after seeing those god-awful Orange, Green, and Brown colors. I saw them re-do the first floor, but somebody alert UB2020 if the basement's not already on their list, that place needs a major fixer-upper.
To ppl in Furnas hall, God gave U'll legs for a reason...Use the stairs to get from 1st to 2nd floor. I hate to make 5 or > stops to get to the 10th floor.If you still wish to use the elevator; PLEASE break either one of ur leg B4 doing so!!!
Attention everyone with a car: If you're going to stalk me to my parking spot, at least offer me a ride so I get there quicker!!
Russian Boy looking for Long island girl to drink vodka with~ contact suggestions