PERSONALS

To *** from Econ. Shut the fuck up in class already. Seriously. All your questions are dumb, you don't know anything, nobody likes you and nobody cares about your 'opinions', if you can even call that.

Does anyone else get really fucking pissed when UB decides to block off a parking lot that is normally jam-packed by 10am on random days of the week?

to my good friend who thinks he is good with computers and a genius, the only thing you can turn on is a computer and maybe a PS3. Please don't be jealous of my extreme sexyness

Good job, assholes. Now our kitchen is locked. Is it really that fucking hard to wipe up the disgusting pasta slime or rice bits off the counter before you sit down to stuff your fat face?

To the fucking asses that read and sort through all this shit, how do you live with yourself?

We’re alright, but it’s fucking with Webmail.

Is it wrong that i kinda want to do it with one of my teachers?

Lost and Found: If anyone found a sketchbook, please return in to 315 SU. Thank you.

heres an answer to the question you just asked me which i ignored: NO I WILL NOT LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM SO YOU CAN JERK OFF FOR THE 5TH TIME TODAY. try to stay away from touching your dick for more then 5 minutes and ill reward you with a handshake...otherwise im going nowhere near your semen infested hands. ps. stop watching donkey shows you sick fuck

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DEAR IDIOTS COMPLANING ABOUT ME STALKING YOU IN THE PARKING LOT FOR YOUR SPACE WHEN YOU GET OUT OF CLASS -- maybe if you weren't walking with your head down, your ipod on, and pretending to text message I'd offer you a ride to your car

To the long island girl that sat behind me in my lecture last week: Yes, my tattoo is real, you dump truck.

Dear Mirror Andirondacks, Bow to your sensei! If you don't start controlling the runway sprints in Lockwood's hallway, you'll meet a swift roundhouse kick to the face. Waaaaaaaaooooooooooo!

i wrote in w/ a question and that asshole Andrew Blake made fun of me for being a narc

Well, that’s your fault, isn’t it?

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IF IT AINT BROKE, DONT FIX IT -- UB2020 ANOTHER WASTE OF MY MONEY -- hey... do you think we can get a parking garage.. or is more stinky fertilizer for Founders Plaza a better idea

Haha, yeah. That shit reeked. (Get it? It was shit!)

To the student of the last rows of World Civ: is it taking more than three lectures to finish that part of the game? By the way, what game was that? Mario Bros? Now I know what I should focus my recitations on. Your TA

Ohhhhh. That Prof pwnd you!

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Michael Moore ate a baby onstage. Crazy.