PERSONALS

looking for that hot guy that tried to ask me out but i was taken... I'm available now look me up!... girl with scarf

Hot.

To the smokin' hott skateboarding Jew: ME WANNA LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!! ~Krazy PReecan

Future accountant looking for hot asian girl to fuck. Look for asian guy with blue jacket

response to guy with magical fingers... i would like a massage u creep

jagerbombs. i fuckin shower in that shit. fuckin jagerbombs. can i get two jagerbombs here, chief?

who seriously seeks help on sex from the GENERATION asking how to recieve an orgasm during intercourse.. get a life.

To that asshole who tells me to take the stairs when I am in Capen going from 1st floor to 2nd floor, I pay at least $22,000 for my tuition because I am an international student, that is way higher than what you can shit.

BuettSeckx

Who do we text to keep Dave Matthews Band from coming here? sincerely, SABR?(Students Against?Bro Rape)

Feed me a stray cat

How much did UB spend on those stupid columns in the plaza? I am now 100% convinced that UB throws all our money into a giant funnel that leads directly to a massive toilet that is promptly flushed at the beginning of each semester.

LONG ISLAND GIRLS: stop wearing your uggs, its not winter yet!

To James Francos Twin that works @ Sweethome.... YOURE HOT AND WE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Did no one in this school learn how to walk on the right side? Walking around campus is just one giant game of chicken. But I'm a small female and I'm playing with fat guys and scary looking long island chicks, I'm surprised I'm still alive

sometimes when no one's home I enjoy seperating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.

Dear MY ASS. You make me horny. I want to do you but my cock won't reach.

To the dining hall cooks- HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE?!? If you cant even melt cheese then gtfo

To that chick with big boobs. I like your boobs.

El presidente is my sexy bear

To the girl in the red Pontiac with too many DMB bumper stickers: Maybe if you weren't driving around on your cell phone you wouldn't have so many close calls with pedestrians. Peel the phone off your face and the stickers off your car. Maybe give me a call when you're not driving, we can talk about my Jimmy Thing.

this is not schussmeisters ski club, inc.

Yes it is. We know.

ModusTollens is living the 600 gig dream

to the girl whose blindfold ended up in my laundry: "sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me, so beat me up and tie me down, and show me that you like me" -from McDreamy

ub, way to fucking go, i missed the sabres game cuz u assholes didnt buy the channel. i hope you all blow up and die a slow painful death, cocksuckers

Laser is the coolest.