PERSONALS

I go to the Flag room once a day just to see the Flag Room Whore; how can one girl do nothing but sit on every available lap? Do you even go to this school Flag Room Whore?

2 Liters of Cola makes a big bang from 10 stories up...Thanks for the inspiration, Youtube.

To the girl in the ZZ Top concert tshirt on the bus: if you wanted to sit on my lap that badly you just had to ask, maybe ill -bump- into you again sometime

To whoever keeps writing, "You have 30 seconds to forget this message" in the O'Brian bathrooms: I failed... Sorry to let you down, I hope no third-world children in Uganda had to die because of me.

Krazy Sexy PReecan - i'm going to give you the time of your life ;-) Skateboarding Jew

to the assholes throwing waterballons from cooke your lucky that cooke is the most confusing building or I would have beaten the shit out of all of you

hey generation, do a barrel roll

to the girl in my calculus class. you know we're no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i. a full commitments what i'm thinking of. you wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how i'm feeling. got to make you understand. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

To OD-Poof Girl...you look ridiculous, and i bet it takes at least 20 minutes and an entire bottle of hairspray to get that thing to stay up. you're ruining the ozone layer. if you want to look taller, wear heels.

I think I'm attracted to my chubby, hairy, jewish philosophy professor. And I like it.

to the girl who always wears skirts in my com class- i know the smell of my cologne makes you wet. on numerous occassions i have caught u flicking your bean under the table while day dreaming of my cock in your ass. do us both a favor and sit next to me next week

i iz in ur pursunals haten on long izland gurlz. i can haz cheezburger?

lol catz canz rite pursunals?

to the guy i always see downstairs in clements either before or after class, talk to me- i dont know how much more eye contact i can stand

that "art" outside capen looks like melting genie lanterns. i wish..... those ugly things would go away

to the girl who is continuously shitting the "unhuman" shit all over the toilet seat... 1. how the fuck do you do that 2.ur fucking gross and ruining my life

why is there always an ad... "SEX now that we have your attention.." what the fuck do u think that sex is all we college students think about? besides... i dont fall for that trick anymore

to my roommate, please wash your shit before it starts fucking evolving, thanks

Hey Tara, wanna go apple picking? Hayride optional.

Make hayride included and we’ll talk.

Response to McDreamy:"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but arrogance disgusts me. So pack your bags and board a plane that hauls ass to New Jersey." p.s. I want my blindfold back p.p.s. I have your man-bra.

To the guy/girl that separates m&m's into different colors: I do the same thing...with skittles.

I've had much worse than dumpster fare when diving for dinner.

And by “dinner,” you mean...?