PERSONALS
damn it, i tried to make that hot apple cider with the bacardi 151, as THE GENERATION suggested... did you know whole cloves and cinammon sticks cost 8 bucks each.. bitches
I am currently accepting applications for henchmen.
So, I'm guessing you're a fat fuck that will never get laid, and you're only pissed off because I won't sit on your lap. I think you should go back to watching porn on your laptop instead of stalking me and watching my every move. Thanks. - The Flagroom Whore.
Wow, she’s real?
To the creeper I went to High School with: leave me alone! stop IMing me as soon as I get on, I don't talk to you for a reason... STOP STALKING MY LIFE
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Apple-picking...I went with my boyfriend, and he got homemade pie and sex out of it....so there!
this week on the 10th Floor Chronicles, we see how tough a taco is from that high up, especially when it smacks a railing on the way down. oh, and props to the kids that bombed that girl with water balloons from cooke last week.
to sexy boy with too tight pants and bandana who studies in Capen- I think we need an intense study session, come to red jacket one night and I'll put the led in your zeppelin
WESTCHESTER is NOT LONG ISLAND. so please, WC lets class it up a bit and quit with the juicy and fake coach. we're classier then those bitchessss
To the asshat who keeps taking down my Mike Gravel fliers. Well, you're an asshat; yeah that about covers it.
Haha...asshat.
to my sexy stats teacher: your sooo hot, please invite me to your office soon so we can play.
I didnt know u were the flag room whore til you made a big deal about it when your favorite beefcake walked in. way to go. now everybody knows who you are. at least you know too.
to the guy who moves books at my work place...wht is the deal wth u..u chk me out n thn look away...n thn again...i cant take it nemore...its driving me crazy...talk to me..
You didn’t text message this personal to us. Please use full words.
To stupid Italian frat boys who like to make their pledges scream bloody murder in capen while we're trying to study: FUCK YOU and leave those of us with futures alone
if you're ever bored during the day, go over to the CFA cafe and just sit and watch all the dance and theater majors/FREAKS.
Why the hell do some engineering disciplines teach materials science, to most of us that shit is lame. Hearing long island girls is more entertaining. to all the engineers who think its boring, get up in class and scream "smoke Madd bluts motherfuckers!!!!
I think materials science is lame to everyone, actually.
To the hot girl who sits next to me in my history lecture. I see you shooting those looks at me when you think I'm not paying attention. I'm thinking a quick handjob under the table will suffice.
I don't think so, Tim.
OH MAI GOSH!! dammit give us back those damn Snyder's Hawaiian sweet onion kettle cooked chips! There is no replacement for them!!! I pay all this tuition and they take away those good chips while they add some useless plastic fake ass stone statue things with plants outside of Capen? Is the world coming to an EnD?!
What happened to all the classic dissing, I am not seeing it as much. Just for the heck of it Long Island girls are ugly like their boots and the flag room whore is probably a long Island whore. Ya bitches are played out- Smoke madd motherfuckin bluts bitches!!! 1
There once was a bitch from Long Island Who sucked dick like a hooker from Thailand
So I slipped off her Uggs,
Ran a train with my thugs, And then our dicks fell off.
To the girl in Eng***, you are really cute. I know you like my Sabres jersey, let’s do it and watch Ryan Miller together.
ITZ?A CLOUD! ITZ?A?GHOST! NO! ITZ...dun da da DA!!?BLUNTSMOKE!
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