PERSONALS

if i toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Has anyone seen the totem poles in the geology department from the terrace in ellicott? They set a curse on UB. The food, the ugliness, the L.i.'s, anything bad, is because of them. More next time.....tune in

To the 3 guys in my com class that always wear bills hats. i don't ever want to hear you guys talking about your penises ever again. Get a life. And how the fuck don't you know if your circumsised or not!?

are any other commuters fucking pissed off that construction crews are spending all day drilling tiny holes in the surface of the 990 just so my car can get even more beat on

To the flag room whore: i had enough of lap sitting back in freshman year of high school. and its funny how you judge someone by whether they get laid or not! i can quickly fix that by talking to you!

To the artist at Baird Pt, painting by the water, next time we're there together, don't be a stranger and say hello. I wasn't singing 2 Become 1 for my health.

Every time I walk up to a urinal, it flushes. Then it flushes again while I'm pissing. It flushes a third time when I finish, and a fourth time when I walk away. Does this happen to anyone else?

To the pro-life guy that's standing outside of Starbucks: Last time I checked, they weren't giving out free abortions along with their pumpkin spice mochas. You might want to find a better spot to protest than a place that sells expensive coffee and baked goods, dumbass.

UB wrestlers..I can help you cut weight anyday...; )

"Blue Noise...THE LARGEST PEP BAND IN THE MAC...AND GROWING!!" - At least we can say we're #1 in something.

you have to be more specific, there are quite a few stats teachers and we are all pretty sexy

I wonder when my personal gonna gets printed.

Congradufuckinglations!!!

To All the guys working for Generation, you guys ROCK!!! I'd anyday read your magazine then the boring boring Spectrum!

To you...you know who you are. What do you say we play our own game of hockey? I'll make the rules and you make sure you put extra gear on because its gonna be rough!

I like office hours with cute grad students. Learning makes me wet.

I’m a grad student...I swear.

Heres a fun little fact, BLUNT (yes, with an N) is a form of slang derrived from the origianl Phillies Blunts cigars. It is BLUNT with a mother-fucking N!!!

You are obviously a freshman and out of the “blut” loop.

I want the tall, handsome, auburn haired, student union manager to thunderstrike me. You may have been second in the homecoming king race, but you will always be number one in my heart!

Hey hot girls in my classes, and you know who you are... Look for me: the tall-short, dark-fair, fat-slim guy.

to the hot girl that works in the cellar, i see you checkin me out when you think im not payin attention, maybe you should slip your number in my chicken finger sub n we can GET IT ONNN... thats all

World peace is easily achieved by blowing up Long Island.

Or ridding the nation of Uggs.