PERSONALS

to the hot girl that works in the cellar, i see you checkin me out when you think im not payin attention, maybe you should slip your number in my chicken finger sub n we can GET IT ONNN... thats all

to the new Latino looking girl with the bright blues that cashed me out last week at Putnam’s your fucking sexxxy chick !!!! ill put the wildfire in your grill any day baby !!!

I need to know who the flag room whore is.

Flag Room Whore—The only people who stalk you are the ones who want pet crabs in their genitalia!

you have to be more specific, there are quite a few stats teachers and we are all pretty sexy

AB, i want your nuts your fucking hilarious <3 the hot brunette who admires your work

To the girl who wore uggs on our date, thanks for teaching me what its like to lie about a reason for leaving early. P.S. my grandmother did not actually have a heart attack...

Dear Fat Fuck, Sitting on your mom’s lap doesn’t count. You can’t exactly talk about judging people, because after all, YOU labeled me a whore. And you couldn’t get into my pants in your fucking dreams. But tell you what, if you think you’re so hot, why don’t you grow some balls and come over. Prove me wrong. If you’re right, then I guess you get some sex. If you’re wrong, stay the fuck out of my flagroom =] <3FRW

So I heard that Pj’s is reopening on Dec 11th & the first 100 fresmen girls with ubid get free drinks. LET A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF UNDERAGE DRINKING BEGIN!

dear women...how come u r the only species to bleed for 5 days and not die...seriously? respond to concerned male

the automatic urinals... they have like a penis sensor. It won’t flush until i flash it...fuckin perverts

To the kid who fell off his bike in front of the union...Yes, I saw you.

I personally would like to punch the douche who keeps leaving their trash for me to clean up in the food court. Do I look like your slave? I may be the janitor, but damnit you people still need to clean up your own trash.

i moved away from buffalo and i have generation withdrawl. SEND HALP

U think we could trade those stupid lookin flower pots outside of Capen for a couple more parking lots? It’s like guerrilla warfare trying to get to class on time. Damn the man.

It is not acceptable to put “the” infront of a route number, such as 90, or 290. It is not the 90 or the 290, it is simply 90 or 290. You annoying Buffalo retards. Mighty Taco fuckin sucks too by the way.

Clearly, you are a moron.

dark haired girl in my psych class, let’s see if Freud’s theories about primary motivation are correct...

if that kitten stole ad space in the Spectrum, they would probably kill it :(

those white uggs arhh scared me. they were white with a puffy ball on a string and i thought it was a poodle.

5th floor wilkeson...shit that commuter girl can play beer pong. u can be my partner ANYDAY....fuckin hottie

Dear John Cho... I wish I was your roommate, because I want to be your Kumar. Want to Chill at white castle?

pursonal kat iz not amus'd with teh lolkat on teh back of teh generation, Impoztor!