PERSONALS
Read a biology book, human females are definitely NOT the only species to menstruate.
I throw up a little bit every time I think about the fact that UB2020 is all about bringing MORE of you morons to the university and into my city.
dear frat kids...how the hell do u stay in school...but its ok bc u help the curve real well in all my gen-eds!
dear flag room whore...a) you dont deserve an acronym, b)you are probably over-weight, c)you still play and collect pokemon cards, d)you probably have never showered because your emo and all you are about is how much you hate ur parents!
Actually... it is "The" 90 and "The" 290, not just because that's how we say it around here, but also because it's the actual grammatically correct way to say it asshole. Here's a conversation between the dickhole who wrote the comment last week, and a normal person.. "Hey I took 90 to get here." "You took 90 what? Monkeys?" "Oh that's right Im a fuckin idiot and I need to put something in front of that number so you know what the fuck Im talking about..." So shut the fuck up and go back to kindergarten and learn that shit right, and while we're on the subject...
of my two TAs, i finally got the hunky one for my dissection quiz... should've just stayed with the first one, as now i can't stand it anymore. too overwhelmed by sir sexy's hotness. so sad... i only have one more lab left after this
Is it Christmas yet?
that blonde spectrum editor is hot hot hot, she should ask me out on a date - generation boy
To my TA in cog. psyc, I think you're so sexy...let's get together.
UB2020 might not be very specific, but UBbelievers is without a doubt the most ambiguous program ever created.
just as i'm submitting this in the 3rd floor of capen, there is a really ugly dude picking his fucking nose like he left his term paper in there.
youtube is to our generation, what crack was to the 80s.
its a fucking IKEA display on the third floor of capen...
To the woman i saw at the express computers in capen..you are hands down one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen, and i'd like to buy you a cup of coffee-guy with gray sweatshirt and glasses
jesus, the spectrum editors have the worst taste in music ever. no one cares that you love fall out boy, assholes. why don't you suck pete wentz's dick. he's a no-talent ass clown who thinks the world revolves around him. he is what is wrong with music today. your writing sucks and so does your cd collection.
only dipshits get up in the middle of a small lecture to slap people in the face four times.
wtf is with the lack of generations, fuck you guys ima go read the spectrum (but not visions, GOD not visions)
To the guy who was mowing grass at approx. 10:50 on Thursday morning: My sincerest thanks to you, or king of lawns. For if it weren't for the aroma of fresh cut grass, getting up that early to go to JPN and deal with the unbearable bitch in my class who never shuts the fuck up would not have been worth it. Much love to your aroma, from the guy in the grey vest who was shouting incoherently at you.
