What is so blooming difficuly about making a pancake? Pour batter on and it cooks itself. Or just take a dump on the grill it’ll probably taste better u fukkx

What the fuck is that fucker doing microscoping a dollar bill its a fucking dollar bill go buy a blowjob from your mom

ZOMG WERE DA FUKK IS DA GENARATIONZ?! IT’S BEN LIEK 95646548431354684 YEARZ!

Actually a month, but we’re back!

To all the hott smokin bitches that walk by our office in NSC...please come in and undress yourselves and...maybe lick me????

The 90 is grammitically correct my ballsack. 90 is the name of the interstate so to speak, so that would be like saying the Buffalo, or the what ever the fuck your name is. If you are too retarded to figured that someone saying 90 is talking about I-90, perhaps you should find something high and take a leap. For that matter, you should just say I-90, as that would be more correct, and of course the most correct would be Interstate 90. It is the interstate, or the interstate system, but its not the 90.

i hope this gets printed. this is to the pre-pharmacy major who i spoke to at the bookstore back in sept. i think your cute as heck and would love to get you know you. i see you at capen but since i work there i can’t say hi to you. so starbucks by the window, dec 12th 2:00, coffee my treat.

aww...schucks...how gosh darn sweet

i wish i could have taken your virginity little dancing queen...

Capen should just turn into a fucking IKEA and replace those shitty one-colored, stained, dirty couches with brand new furniture. It’d be better than spending money on things like those stupid pots in Founder’s.....

ub2020, where are the janitors to clean the toilet paper from the floor of capens study area?

To the junkie that broke into my house at 4 am, did you really have to steal the library book?

Dear Finals, Thanks for fucking me in the ass. Can’t wait to see you next semester. Signed, 80% of the UB undergraduate class

smoke a blut jake drum!!!one

Hey generation...is your printer broken? Produce some gold, I need my fix.

You’re waiting for a parking spot to open. Someone else is walking through the snow to get to their car. Offer them a ride to the car and then take their spot. It’s a win/win.

I know that Buffalo isn’t a real city, I know that UB is little more than a glorified experiment on how to control the youth, and I know the beer is much better here, but there’s something about Buffalo that I just miss. –LivingInMunic

To the person who spilled coffee on a chair in Cooke 121 on 1/16: Thanks a lot, you fucking fuck. Karma’s a bitch. Regards, Commuter with big coffee-soaked ass.

Welcome back! Generation is looking for more than just Personals writers. We need photographers, artists, and writers for the Feature, Pulse and Literary sections. Come to an informational meeting to see that Generation is more than just bluts and bitches. Really. Meetings will all be held at 5 p.m. at the following locations and dates: Tuesday 1/22 317 Student Union, Thursday 1/24 250 Student Union, and Friday 1/25 250 Student Union.

Email sbi-generation@buffalo.edu for more info.