P E R S O N A L S
So on Saturday morning, everything was pretty normal after the average Friday night of drinking. My roommate had two friends over from out of town, and they were doing a power hour before going out to drink that night. I decided to stay in as I didn’t feel so well. I got an instant message about 30 minutes after my roommates left that read “so i heard ur roomie ****** walked into ****’s room last night..thinking it was a bathroom..and tried to pee in the closet.” He had no recollection of said event, and it apparently explained why half the shit on his side of the room was knocked over the next morning. So lock your doors, if not for fear of theft, for fear of blacked out urinators in your closet.
im a little nervous about living on south in a house next year... if i get shot im honestly gunna be really pissed, so anyone who reads this and has a gun please dont use it please...
I don’t think I’m that ugly, girls could you please just talk to me? your friend...not the creeper
To the kid in my informatics lecture: stop running your mouth. Your constant stream of banal comments and irrelevant anecdotes to the professor contributes nothing to the class. I hope you get run over by a semi full of bluts on the 90... after the FRW gives you butt-aids
Dear extremely loud annoying guy in CFA with the mini-mowhawk, eyeliner and a never ending closet full of v-neck t-shirts from baby gap, your homosexuality is as loud as your voice. We get it buddy, loud and clear, and nobody cares until you open your trap. Stop using it for attention. You are only an accessory to your little drama girl friends. WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GO FOR SOME PEACE AND QUIET ON THIS CAMPUS
do you want to know what sucks...besides UB...its guys! I had one say that he loves me then break up with you soon after that because it is the best for ME! Who do the hell does he think he kidding??? He broke up because HE wanted to... Grow some balls next time and say it like a man!
..continuation from last sem...to my sexy stats teacher: even though you gave me an A- in the course, i still want to have your babies. all 3 of them. love your cute stats girl. ;)
Firstly you twat waffle, I was really telling you that just saying “90” or “290” was wrong, not I-90 since that is correct, but saying “The 90” is also correct. Let’s say there’s a bar in your town and its the only bar around there, when talking to friends you would probably say “I’m going to the bar” and that would be that, that’s what’s happening here, there’s only 1 90, we all know wtf it is, and since you CHOSE to come to UB you can just sit back and enjoy a nice hot mug of Shut-the-fuck-up, and all of us would be very thankful
So Ballsack, I understand you’re upset by the way we Buffalolonians call our beloved I-90 “The 90”... SUCK A CHOAD! We’re not gonna stop so why don’t you and all of your friends find another insignificant detail about us that you dont like and go back to wherever the fuck you’re from you Cockmeiser!
little dancing queen would have been very eager to let you take it allllll night...
to wilkeson bldg 8 girl: next time you decide to have a naked photoshoot during finals week at 1am, shut your fucking blinds! i couldnt study because i was distracted by your FAT SAGGY TITS.
That was a good party, and I rode in the back of that pickup, but girl, you were all over every guy at the party. Watch your head next time...
Hello entire medical school. Scrubs are not a fashion statement. You look like idiots wearing them around all day. Change. Signed-Architects’09
to the fucking idiots who have to decided to come to my city and tell me how to pronounce “the” 90: fuck you. your a fucking sewer slinging slime ball if you don’t think its correct. use your presumably hair gel filled retarded new yawk city head. not using “the” makes no sense. you wouldn’t say take 90 to get down town you incompetent ass. you live here now, so i suggest you modify your vernacular. when in rome bitch!
Ever been to the Hudson Valley?...We say 84 and 17. I think “the” and “90” just happen to have a nice ring to it. Just saying...
to the new hot scott that works at pistachio’s: me and my sister think you’re sexy.
if you live in the 716 but not in BUFFALO, quit saying you are from buffalo. any buffalonian would smack you in the face and know this was a falsehood by taking a look at your tan and your nasty highlights and varsity football/track/lacrosse sweatshirts. you’re from the burbs, not the city. and by the city i mean buffalo not NYC suck it douchebag.
As much as I enjoyed sharing that rotted cardboard box with you at Bethlehem Steel, I’ve found I prefer using my paper bags for more than Bartons vodka and hiding dumpster babies. Besides, last time I checked, Jesus was from suburbia. Asshole. - Your future employer
does anybody who actually lives in the city of buffalo go to UB? god damn i can only meet kids from lancaster and clarence and orchard park! i like you but i feel like i scare you when i blast talib kweli and you look at me like i’m crazyyy as fuck.
dear stupid soroity sluts that walk by knox...come into my lair and ill show you a good time on the desk!
to all the sexy bitches that think the office in knox is a class...IT IS so come in here for UB SEX 405!
To every idiot soroity chick that stops in the middle of the hallway to talk on their phone...im going to pick your spoiled idiotic drug abusing ass up and throw you into a dumpster
CMAC sucks balls... hairy ones...
Mmm...hairy balls.?Just like mom used to make.
