Dear Readers, In lieu of letters, we are printing two long-winded personals. Please, write us letters, so we never have to do this again. Kisses, Generation NEWS FLASH, If you aint from Buffalo and you come here from NYC wonderin why we sound "country" accordin to y’all and why we like southern music its because if you aint notice Buffalo and NYC is 8hrs away so the culture is very different from the crowded filthy slum in NYC. Im tired of people from New York City comin over here and complainin bout how it aint like "The City" blah, blah, blah. If yall dont like it yall can take yall ass home. And as far as music goes, I dont wanna hear dat dam reggae jump around shit all night at the club, I wanna hear sumthin that I can wild out to accordin to my mood which is a "beat sumbody ass" mood so if I wanna hear that crunk shit then thats what is then. I listen to whats hot and that reggae shit aint so I dont wanna hear it. And as far as my accent, I dont care if I sound country to yall or if anybody else from Buffalo sound country to yall...we are close to the MidWest so that accounts for it. Also, yall talk about our bamboo earrings and how ghetto we is..shit this is da style over here. Dont nobody got time to matchin every piece of clothin with button earrings and beaded necklaces, and all that unecessary shit yall be tryna coordinate with every outfit. I wear what I wanna wear..goin to school aint a fashion show for me. I aint worried about nobody else and what they wearin in that fuckin school anyways. And as far as Buffalo bein ghetto..shit oh well Buffalo aint notin but a hood excludin the suburbs. And yall cant talk about shit bein ghetto because NYC aint notin but a filth pool with 10 million people flushin they toilets at the same time. But if yall got a problem with it bein so ghetto shit its nothin come to the hood and get it poppin then. Overall my point is if yall dont like Buffalo yall muthafuckas need to stay on campus in yall own little NYC clusters or withdraw from this school and take yo ass back home and go to a school in New York City. But if you do stay here, shut the fuck up and deal with it. Love, Angry City-Dwelling Buffalonian Architects of ‘09, You are correct. Scrubs are not a fashion statement, but they are useful tools in picking up extremely attractive women while on campus. During our four years of undergraduate attendance at UB we spent all of our time studying, leaving little time to for the ladies. So let us enjoy the moment, ok? I don’t know, maybe we should have chosen architecture as a major instead…but wait, we are not douche bags with long-island sized brains! You see, we actually decided to do something with our lives. In addition, what should a medical student wear while attending class, jeans and a t-shirt? Maybe sweat pants and a crooked new era fitted yo? Yeaaaa son, the perfect attire for dissecting a human cadaver! Scrubs are our uniforms, just like acne and small penis’ are yours. In conclusion, you should focus a little less on our attire, and a little more on your career aspirations...architecture is simply a fancy word for “Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart”. We apologize if the scrubs make you realize that you are a complete failure at life. Oh I almost forgot; tell your girlfriend to stop bothering us; she looks like a can of smashed assholes. Fondly, Pissed-off Doctors
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