Okay...so as a welcome back present to everyone....I'm giving away free lapdances. You know where to find me. <3 FRW
Dear Buffalo Area Drivers, The next time you are in your giant SUV, talking on your phone, listening to your bad music,texting, and drinking Tim Hortons, try to stay in your own damn turning lane!
to "not the creeper" buddy u just made urself "the creeper" by posting that weird ass message in the generation. I dont care if u look like brad pitt, u will always be ugly to me and ill never talk to u and ur not my friend.
Dear hot Indian girl that eats at hubies yeah I work in the fryer come by sometime, your sexy and we can play show n fuck:)
Dear really cute blonde guy who is dance major that I met on the bus to Ellicott holding fast food, I think your really cute obviously, I hope to see you around campus and talk to you again. I really hope you thought i was cute too!
holy fucking shit im reading the gen and theres like eight fucks who wrote about "the 90". Like honestly who the FUCK CARES you prolly drive like an assclown anyway and i wanna rip your dick off because u clog my brain with this BULL-ASS! Id rather read about the flag room whore whered she go
Dear architects, firstly, shut the hell up. You only make fun of medical students wearing scrubs around school because you're fucking jealous you don't have what it takes to BECOME a doctor.. fucking douchebags...
Is that the official diagnosis?
To the creep in Capen who wouldn't leave me alone: You are lucky I took my nice pill that day, or I might have stabbed you in the eye. My friend doesn't like you either. Never talk to us again.
AS+AK=LESBOSSSS
Ok...whoever is responsible for the Chestnut Villa Advertisements. We have seen them all we understand they exist please stop I swear if I see one more...
TO the weird kid in hadley, what the fuck? is there something wrong with you? Get a life and stay the hell away from my car. you fucking freak.
To the really hot student managers at Hubies, I want to fuck the shit out of you. I love the fact that you wear your shirts really tight. When i'm drunk I love to stare at your boobs and beg for bosco sticks.
to the guys that come into the classes and drop the mics off...you all look like diseased carrots and if i were homeless i wouldn't touch u guys..."the recorders"
True life:I am greek, and I hate greek life.
god i hope the guy reads generationz- talkin bout the smart and cute indian guy in my HIS113 class who wears a burgundy sweatshirt... can i have your babies? please meet me @ starbocks 1pm- from the blond who sits rows behind and above you. ps u looked hot while donatin blood!!
how many fucking times do i have to walk through that stupid arts center to get that girl in the ticket office window to notice me? this is fucking ridiculous. hello gorgeous. dont make me pretend to buy tickets to some crappy show i could careless about. u always are at the center window too....do me
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
C.H. Fest '08, an epic meeting. A Pizza Guy and his posse, seeking out the identity of an unknown friend. As ten people come together in a common place, the elusive beast makes an appearance, only to retreat when the posse approaches. As he makes his exit, Pikachu attempts to restrain him, but alas, Pikachu was the recipient of a massive headbutt, that drew the blood of his attacker.
This “fest” sounds more like a LAN party.
To the mother fucking, shit eating, bastard son of Satan who decided UB should stay open on Wednesday...FUCK YOU!!
fuck. she never fucking comes up to our floor anymore. what the fuck. i hear shes made friends on a new floor. what are we? soooo fucking last semester? i didnt get a chance to tell her to her fucking face i want her. now. COME BACK THIS FUCKING WEEKEND AND VISIT. i love ur fine ass too. fuck.
6 foot tall anatomically correct dick seeks small rice shaped henchmen with muscular arms and stereotypical Chinese faces for professional dick hunter position. Must crave dick. No dicking around will be tolerated, or someone's gonna get their dick ripped off.
Dude i think the International coordinator this year is a chik, and a fuckin sexxi ass chick. Damn I cant wait for fiesta to see her fine self up on that stage....hey u single?
To the person looking for “PEACE AND QUIET ON THIS CAMPUS”: I totally agree with you! Who do these people think they are? They have some nerve dressing, behaving, and expressing themselves freely without regard for what homophobes like you and I find acceptable! Granted, many psychology experts would agree that the intolerance and aggression you and I exhibit are signs consistent with repressed feelings of homosexuality and sexual inadequacy.
ITS is a shit fest ran by two monkees.
so right now i'm trashed. i have a friend telling me to write a personal about chfest 08. wow typing is hard. so basically, i've only heard bits and pieces about this event, but from what i've gathered, a chunk of a certain person's scalp is missing, and an angry mob is responsible? really, why am i writing this right now? it's 3am i should be either sleeping or making ramen noodles. the end
We be wantin more pictures of right purdy ladies in that there magazeen of yurs. I must say I did like the article bout the clitorical engourgering--it was right down sexey! Bill Bob, Tenured Ph.D. (P.Z, I also be licking naughty stories)
