Please join my protest by taking dumps in front of Capen. -- The campus shit-in committee.

when you haven't cleaned your side of the room since winter break, vacuuming is a very valid option weather you think so or not

dear mic droppers, you all suck chodes all day and all night...the class tapers

To **** your fucking hot as hell and I would do the shit out of you I cant help but to want to hold you down and kiss your sweet lips, from the girl of your dreams.

Friedles is a retardddddded pet name, just an FYI

Hey just get on to 90 and take exit 4, yea, see it doesn't need a fucking THE to make sense, bastards....

andrew blake is fucking hilarious. i want to be his friend.

To the tan, brunette girl running towards the bus on south: I was looking out the window when you fell face first into a pile of mirky snow. It pretty much made my day. You can find me in the back of your mic class. PS- you can fall on me any day you'd like :)

to the cute guy in my AHI class, who wears the black yankees hat- next class, take off your pants, and i'll give you a surprise. from the girl who purposely sits near you

The bubble tea isn't the only balls you need to worry about going right to your ass. Open it.

See I’mma tell you like UB told me Campus Cash Rules everything around me Singin’ dining- dolla bill yall (dining- dolla bill yall) Singin’ dining- dolla bill yall(dining -dolla bill yall)

i hate my life : ( -roommate a

Guy in that physics class, your intelligence is so crazy it turns me on, i wana grab your balls and show you the physcis behind circular motion.

screaming FUCK in fillmore while being sexually frustrated actually made for one of the best nights of my life.

dear guy in sociology, thank you for attempting to cheat off me and my pink test. you are a dumb fuck who is possibly color blind, and i hope you fail. and maybe you should check who you're cheating off of since im just as stupid as you.

To the guy that wrote his response to the Global Warming article: I knew you in high school and you're a prick. I'm glad you and your girlfriend broke up because she's hot and I'm getting my game face on.

To the kid in Michael who dances in the nude after showering then has little fireman time to Internet Porn, your actions are not unnoticeable, please have the decency to at least close your blinds -Rear side of Schoellkopf

to the guy who walked in on our conversation about taking a shit....just so you know.....it was really good

Today I kinda wanted to read Visions, but I was kinda ashamed of the fact that I wanted to read Visions. So I hid it in a Spectrum. Is that bad?

The way to get UB back on the top party school list can be done with two words...PJ Bottoms

To all the girls who wear fake uggs and carry fake handbags...nice try <3 everyone's favorite, long island girls

wilkeson 3rd floor guitar player who plays nirvana i want u to serenade me with your cock..im a dirty girl please meet me in the laundry room this friday to make dirty sex