i miss the old commuter lounge where i could sleep on the comfy couches in peace, and the same loud assholes didn't scream across the room every day.

To the smut that constantly argues with her EX BF in Hadley...How many times do you want him to tell you to ur face that he doesn't want you EVER AGAIN. Im tired of your voices ...ur loud and stupid. He treats u like garbage cause thats what you are...GET OVER IT BIATCH !!

I need a nap during the day. Looking for a cuddle-buddy. Applications available at 350SU next week.

To the "dyed" red head cheerleader chick that lives in Goodyear, I want my cock "in or around" your asshole!! I want to pound it from behind in my Xtra-long twin bed! From, L.I. dude

Ann Coulter edits the Spectrum. No fact checking, hateful, unsubstantiated statements... there's no other logical explanation

To the douchebag who hit my white Toyota camry in the alumni parking lot on feb. 21st and didn’t leave a note. YOU ARE A BITCH grow a pair next time and fess up to what you did and if you can’t do that learn how to park a fuckin car!

to the girl who gave me head on the bus to south campus last night--your friend didn't hear us bcz the music was too loud, but the bus was too dark and i don't know who you are. squeeze my ass when you see me next and i'll know it was you.

i could totally use a beej right now.

alright, listen you cornholing twat mongers, I originally only replied to the "90" fiasco to let you outa-towners know whats up around here, but you must have misinterpreted that as me giving a shit about what you think...No matter what you say, everyone around here is going to call it "The 90" and that's it, I dont give it shit what YOU call it, you can call it the Jizzem for all I care as long as you and ur dickhole friends no wtf ur talkin bout... So eat shit ya cum dumpster asshats

to the girl in knox with flats and skinny jeans who made eye contact with me while i was walking up the stairs while you walked down. fuck me. i wear a hat.

To everyone's favorite, long island girls...your uggs and handbags are fucking ugly, dumb cunts, <3 everyone's favorite, buffalonians

it says on ur personals written "by idiots". is it safe to assume u made a mag geared towards idiots?! yeah. i'm must be an idiot to be reading this.

Everyone at UB - please stop coughing everywhere when you're sick, it's fucking gross. I hope you all cause the apocalypse when you get the bird flu, freaks! –xgermx

so i waz walkin in the su bathroom, the only fuckin 1 that waz opin, and i saw spectrums covred w/ brwon, fuckin smelly shit all over the floor. fuckin a.

to the BITCHES in sweethome building 9, i want to have a full orgy with all of you - love your fav Irishman

to guy in ellicott with the laser pointer- we see you and we know where you live

to girl who wrote in complaining about my tight jeans... shipping and handling of my package not included. and you happened to look at it, something made you want it. dont fuckin deny it! oh and your ass rulez lyke whoaaaa.

To the female long island population here at UB: Did you, like, try or like was it an accident that you, like, spent too much money on your boots and handbags and then like realized you all bought like the same exact ones?