This is what happens when you send 25 drunk personals in a row at 6 a.m.:
And wtf was with last weeks cover he was like omggggg im wearing camoflage you cant see me truck with iraq pastyface coming up in truck behind me omggggggg
give 'em the stickDONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!
yo u no that krystal from starfox so smokin hot id bang her all night until she dumps starfox shed be like OH UR COCK SO BIG IN MY ASS
quick message 2 my roommate I accidentally did your mom at a party the other night i tripped and fell on her and my cock exploded into hare vagina and she gave birth to you so since its my birthday next thurs and ur tech my nephew will you buy me a new tv? ok but shes callin i g2g we're seeein brokeback mountain 2nite!
Ah yes. Hare vagina. A rare case of rabbitcuntitis.
Pinnochio: I WILL RAPE U SO HARD THAT U WILL BECOME A REAL BOY
to freakingsmokinhotbitch in phy*** class i'll teach you some projectile motion! right into your suculent mouth and boobs
to the fukin bitchasswhore in my ugc, go fuck a goat and record it so we can have wild animal sex until the sun rises
TEHFUX
USE PROPER FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT ENIGHIS
how HOT is hugh laurie?
3girlshalfacup coming to bluray june 9th!!
I slagbrodered your mom's parameteres of her vagines
Slagbrodered? Nice. Not even in Urban Dictionary, yet.
Dinner Menu: Baby Shit , Chicken Ass Soup, Empeenadas, French Flies, Blue Beans, Stickyasfuck Rice, Orange Sesame Beef Made of Ass w/ Shit Peas, Turkey Cheddar Panini aka slices of burnt duck shit
HOW THE FUCKING HARD IS IT TO MAKE SOUP. THIS SOUP DEF GOT POO IN
YOU CANT HANDLE THE RAGING FURY OF MY SIXTEEN INCH BLACK COCK
HAHA I TOTLAY DONT GET ALL MY NEWS FROM THESE GENERATION FUCKIERS I TTOATLY JUST DO IT SO I CAN HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF HAIVNG MY PERSONAL HAHAHAhahahAHHAQ!11
Congratulations. You fucking won. By winning, we mean you have far too much time on your hands.
Dear gorgeous jizzle aka encyclapedia: #1 please hook up with Big A/papa Granda :) #2 write me lovey dovey poetry. #3 talk dirty forever and play sex positions. Love, your biggest BIGGEST BIGGEST playmates. ps- how do you do the kinky things you do? pps-do me now J baby and leave me soar.
To the fucking bimbob that got laser sniped in ellicot. Know your role before you get flash banged and your dining hall food covers your busted squirrel face.
To that drop-dead sext OT chick: I wanna rip you apart 13 times and have your whole house listen to us do the nasty! Love, that business/snowboard dude.
Those small bottles of Jack Daniels in the vending machines. DO WANT!
Step it up or some drunk asshole will get all their personals published again next week.
