To that kid that was staring at me as I blew lines in Capen silent study...KEEP your fucking shoes on! AND?is you must take them off...next time take two fucking seconds and put on some fucking socks for those hairy monsters. I can’t believe how gross you are. You are the reason America is infested w/germs. Finally, stop staring mutherfucker...they are just drugs, good ones too. Be jealous : )

I will haunt you in your dreams, I will rape you in your sleep, I will wash your clothes and then set them on fire and dump them in the river. Love some “drunk asshole”

As if The Spectrum doesn't lie to UB's student body enough... the old editor in chief has been canned and new editor in chief is the acting EIC for the rest of the year. But the old EIC's name is still on the masthead as editor in chief. Peculiar isn't it? Stop hiding behind your stupid politics. Students deserve to know the truth. If you're not going to put it in your stories, at least do it somewhere.

you know what fucking pisses me off? the bathrooms at ellicott. what kind of bathrooms supercharges their flushes to splash your ass with feces and whatever you did in there? why cant they get a fucking bathroom that doesn't do that?

to the tall blonde boy who works at ITS in capen and always eats turkey sandwiches-- you're hott. are you avail?? i kinda wanna bone you. HAVE MY BABIES. k thanks.

did anyone else see the track girls run by the other day? They have by far the hottest tail on campus... I'd tail them any day

UB2020 should include automatic sliding glass doors in the entrances of all the buildings. Maybe even a conveyor belt in the promenade strip... Maybe I'm a little ahead of myself.

to the chatty whores residing at capen at this hour, it is imperative you make good use of deodorant and nair off those moustaches ASAP PRONTO STAT

To the sexy milf sittin next to me in capen with your young daughter on your lap, Get the fuck off the WEBKINS site so my horny ass can look at the recent jenna haze video. P.s. Id give it to you and your seven yr. old, same time.. Im good like.

14,000 dollars on francos pizza?!?!

i totally saw someone walk into a bench while reading your magazine. you should make issues less engrossing...kinda like visions

i steal breakfast sandwiches from student union all the time

a haiku:

My cock can't fit where

others can, that's not to say,

that i won't make it.

Johnny has 12 quarts of dickfuck. Susie has quantity n of dickfuck. Using differential equations, determine the amount of dickfuck Susie has, given that Johnny did not shower for the past week. Give your answer in meters squared.

MY FAVORITE THING ON TUESDAYS IS TACO TUESDAY. THE FEELING AH GET IN MAH PANTS AFTA IS SO INTENSE THAT IT MAKES ME SCREAM FO JOY BEFO RUNNING TO THE POTTY

Oh potty jokes...