Welcome Back BITCHES!!!!!! SMOKE A BLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t want to call you gay, but if you were a product in the Tim Horton’s display case, you would definitely be an European-Style fresh croissant.
Lots of people like to complain that academia is under the tyrannical rule of Political Correctness, but if anyone says that about UB, we can just point out the guy in blackface on the new Putnam’s sign.
...your periodical sucks dick
Periodical? That’s an awfully big word for a douchebag.
to the boy who didn’t kiss me... you missed out
I’m sorry. The moustache looked like it would tickle.
Lay off the medium yogurt… Fatty. -Your Friendly Neighborhood Knox Chair
oh god please let this be a sausagefest...i’ve got tons of buns and ketchup!
Generation is clearly run by the cool kids, where The Spectrum is run by people who own pocket protectors.. I want to read about the slams on L.I. girls and uggs, not “there’s a sale at Wegmans on granola bars, get’em while they’re hot”
to the cute tall blonde waiting in line for Schussemeisters in front of me, you can be my snow bunny :)
let me be the first person to whine about the personals getting lamer this year. oh and ub has been going downhill since wolf blitzer graduated.
to whoever wouldnt shut up during mgb: go suck the barbed cock of satan.
Hey JAPS, do me and favor and add some color to your wardrobe. Seeing everyone of you in black and white just makes it seem like i’m looking at the same girl over and over; since many of you look alike.
dude to calirfyt its like second week fo classs its like arch enemy spocks beard and shtbut idk i love them im that faggot dude so i can handle my shit so dude record this shti on the first geneartoin cause my rm it assleep and dudde this song is from 1982 N and metallica with cliff vurthngong and i wante to drink wih them but i wante alive yet but dammit i would fukkin do them if i had the opp and gay sex but htey foremed 1996 4 years b4 mty rhday and shit but pleaze post this cause this feel zo real as i willl get as this to 1002 as 1982 as ever cause id hit that and going to see in columbus so plz omg thanks ok mong bye omg hahhaahaahah youre totally going to post this cause im ont he bring og blacking out and id fo james hetfiled if i could but not newsted cause hs fa t and gay and kng pleaze post thios omg im about to go to e d in like to 3 hours so man i hope someone et a ckicj out of this cuase ok seee tyou in a while bye.
dude man iu still goinn to metallica om gi love the new sonf u shoudl all go and shit cause u suck and need to hear the tr00 1982 metallica
about this ecil mother fukcier and shi t 1982 mtr evil man listen cause im goin to bed withing 4 hours
haha durnkg asshole retunds omg im am fuckkejd
dude u better puck one of thses cause my romate is asleep and earbud broken and sht cgoung to bed in bed an dshti cause b paerents fans and sbuclllcs and i loevve is eliza an d dude tell her that anf shiit ands hit and thsit and wow i need to seel wii till ik e 5pm so bye ok my name is **** haha if u know me 4 if u dont ok bye nw im a fucking lehenftd
The only thing better than a drunk personal about Metallica is six drunk personals about Metallica. Master! Master! Yeaaaaarrrrgh!
to the hot guy in my afroamericanlit class, u are soo smart and so gorgeous, and i cant work up the courage to talk to you.
So I saw a kid with an anti-religious bumper sticker, and at first I was thinking, “what a rebel!”, but then I remembered that it was 2008, not 1608, and realized “my bad, it’s only an obnoxious asshole.” Also, bumper stickers are for fucking losers. I hope you have one that says “Skateboarding is not a crime!”... that would show them
you know the lee he dips while he sucks a dick/he doesn’t spit he swallows that shit
You are one beep away from getting your phone thrown off the terrace. I am 100% serious.
See you at customs! Lolz!
I got my haircut at Bulrich’s last week - it looked fantastic!
To the dumb bitch that works at the help desk in the SU - you are a dumb bitch.
Thanks for the curry! But something about the sushi was a tad..fishy? Ba dum tsch.
Lets boycot Subway til we can get some $5 footlongs up in this bitch.
Booze me up and get me high
That’s it! See you next week! Muah!
