Why doesn’t Spectrum or Generation have crossword puzzles? When I’m bored in class I have to do the ones in the New York Times, but they use big words and ask questions about art.

- Anonymous

We feel your pain. We at Generation racked our brains putting this together for you just before deadline. Hope it’s low brow enough for you. Good luck.

Across

1. Smokeable herb.

5. Generation staff’s fuel.

9. Delicious frosted treat.

11. Adjective for CFA kids.

14. Steals all of your money.

15. Thirty cans for ten bucks.

17. 40 oz and OJ (two words).

22. Erection.

23. Smoke a _____.

24. Eat a bag of _____.

25. Weekly campus rag.

29. Bathtub science experiment yield.

30. Butthole.

31. Stalking locale.

33. The cheese that isn’t yours.

34. Motorhead singer.

35. Band from page 17.

Down

2. PCP

3. Pizza topping.

4. Shitty campus magazine.

6. Watermelon arch-nemesis.

7. UB hot-shot.

8. Cat that loves lasagna.

10. Reading Rainbow star.

12. BangBros’ main export.

13. World’s greatest drummer.

16. Ben Affleck’s boyfriend.

18. Shitty campus newspaper.

19. Andrew WK - “Party ____.”

20. Hottest Generation editor.

21. Best Paul McCartney group.

22. Broken during first fuck.

26. Medium from page 15.

27. Girls have them.

28. Soda used for crack cocaine production.

32. Bros before _____.