P E R S O N A L S
What is it with Asians and pushing all the handicapped door buttons... is it really that exciting or is there some bizarre genetic mutation that causes atrophy in the muscles required to open doors?
calling all whores: please stop coming to class looking like cheap hookers; it just confuses me and i don’t know whether to unzip my bookbag or my pants. there, it needed to be said.
you waste apples. you deserve to be locked in your basement and fed through a tube.
she like-a da way ya dick tasteeeee!!!!!!!
why do only hot girls set their facebook to private?
Ok, so I need a male guinea pig for this lapdance class I’m taking…no strings attached, just need a guy to practice on in class for 1 hour. I’ll probably never see you again afterwards. How ‘bout that football player; 81??
dear andrew blake, you suck and i can do your job better than you. Gargle my balls dickface
Bring it. 315 Student Union. I’ll be the guy that’s kicking your ass.
omfg i miss ub so goddamn fucking much and submitting personals is one way to not miss it so much...
To the Long Island slut complaining about fat people before stats:I’ve got something fat for you. My cock in your mouth, Smoke that blut
to the south campus: stop raping people!
Do you want me? Do you want my dick? Then fuck me.
Does any hot girl want to do some “research” in fifth lockwood? call Boner
fuck whoever replaced our su bagel shop with tim hortons and their shitty morning pastries and sesame seed lacking bagels!!!
does anyone honestly get all their news from the generation? ass kissers
Sarah Palin: George Bush with boobs and a nice ass
mmmm its getting to be LI uggs and tights season!! mmm whores
FUckin JAP gave me crabs! I won’t stop till they ALL HAVE CRABS!
To the asshole in Governor’s who asked me what I was doing when I came in wasted at 2am on a Friday night- Go fuck yourself. Find something better to do than patrol the sweet Governor’s hallways. See you next Friday BITCH!!!!!
One must often wonder if the hot girl in a certain GEO*** class knows that heads turn when she leaves early. Maybe it’s that this school is somewhere on the fence between normality and shallowness, but it’s probably just the average male’s chauvinistic tendencies that does it in the end. Mildly-intelligent personal of the week, woohoo!
Dear Dad Shorts, I wanna see your dad shorts on my bedroom floor, too bad your gf is a crack-whore. If I put on my mom pants, will you give me a chance?
X-Tremely yours, SLuT
why does visions suck so much
to the daft, empty, simplistic redhead in my art*** class: you are aware that you’re an art student? and in college art you might have to stretch your mind just a bit. So yes, you do have to come up with some concepts and meanings, you two dimensional, shallow vapor.
To the girl in my Film History class, even though watching silent films are boring as hell, just looking at you keeps me awake.
to the boy in the multi colored hat on the front of the generation i want you to hike up my mountain
perfect picture mocking Visions
To the football boys of 192: keep the noise down please... or we’ll keep the water barrel ;-)
Wizened ninja master seeks single white teenage mutants for training, wisdom and fun times on the couch. Share all bills
To the kid that lives next door to me, I heard you spanking her last night. “Call me Daddy!” “FUCK ME DADDY!” Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
to whomever left ‘Commuter Bible Study’ literature on my car... i have no interest in the real Bible, much less the Commuter Bible.
to the guy who was in my eng*** class 2 years ago... it was nice bumping into you at lockwood... lets do it again sometime...PS i want to make your sexy glasses fog up...
Hey sexy mocha-bear! Meet me on Capen’s roof, Wednesday at 2pm. Let’s make baby plans.
JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT
Jrew. Even though you graduated last year, I know you still read this. You are a sexy son of a biaaatch and I miss your big fat sausage in my mouth. Come back!!!
Flag Room Whore where are you? I want you to uh do what you do...
Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Cute fraternity guy, I want to beat your meat.
Love, Cute Sorority girl w/ roast beef
Between 5.5 and 6.2 inches.
