To the dumbass professor/student who feels the need to write physics problems in chalk on the teaching station. your a moron, the damn chalk board IS RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND YOU! SHITFACE
To people in frats and sororities, you are not cool.
Dear Girls at UB, Please get hotter. Signed, Everyone
To the smoking hot asian on richmond floor 4, please come out of your room once in a while so i can cum into you
By the way, newly printed Visions make nice plates to microwave Hot Pockets when baked at 2AM. Love, the stoners
To the noisy bitches on the third floor corner of lockwood: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Put your UGGZ back on and stop massaging your girlfriends back with your stinky feet. We don’t care that the boys you sleep with sleep on one arm. Don’t you know that you are in a library? Go to the commons with that garbage.
To those sexy ITS guys who came into NSC 225 to fix my OV so I could learn. Seriously your fuckin hott, I got a little wet when I saw you two. Could we have an ITS romping in my dorm room, I Kno I can handle it. LIke Seriously, OMG, like (phh) I think I just quived
to the dumb ass barista, i’ll piss wherever the hell i want, including the floor of your bullshit coffee house’s bathroom. no, you don’t have cameras in in there you know-nothing douche, that’s illegal. and good luck trying to piss in my caramel macchiato, i’ll fucking knife you if i see that shit.love, your friendly small-bladdered patron
dear short fat gril,
your not japanese, so stop talking in japanese adn painting ur eyes so they look japanese. ur a PR and be proud of it and the big bootie it gives to you.- Your drunk friend
to all the people who crowd around the bus doors, making the simple task of getting on the bus uncivilized and competitive.... suck a bag of dicks
stop bragging to chicks that you’re from new jersey! thats NOT a desirable thing!
To All Jews: thank you for letting us all take advantage of your religion! really, we love having fun days off while you starve and pray.
Respectfully, All Non-Jews
Dear stupid cunt who decided to bash im right your’e wrong, go fuck yourself. im a new student and if you really need guidance you probably should go elswhere. oh yeah i almost forgot fuck yourself.ps ab is a god. in conclusion fuck yourself
Dear Flag Room Hacky Sacker there is no need for you to stretch so intensely and awkwardly to play hacky sack... please stop
bookstore customer, i’ll check you out, then maybe we can pound the books.
Looking for new roommate. Must like long walks on the beach, drinking caronas..and oh yeah, being woken up with my huge hairy nut sacks in their mouth. Any takers call Mr. Tuna.
To the big-tit Pollack in my physics class that always sits next to the munchkin asian, i want to put my dick in and around your mouth while you calculate the velocity of my cum squirting into your eye.
American Gothic - it's the dude and his DAUGHTER. fuck.
To whichever philosophy professor leaves the incense burning too long: Stop setting the fire alarm off in park hall every fucking week, if not every day.... And dont say it isnt you ‘cause I smell that shit every time I walk down the hall.
-Everyone else in the building.
KIM - Although I fucked our nasty hoe of a roommate, I pretended it was you the whole time. If I get tested will you please fuck me?
Free OJ. No really, free OJ. That shit is like $3 at Tim Hortons.
INCOMING PUN IN 5...4...3...2...1...
Me, my friend and this girl got a pizza together. I got my piece, he got his piece and she got HERPESSSSSSSSSSSSS
NICE!
I like girls. I like boys. I want a 3 some. anyone interested? –hornybisexualfemale
...yes
dear boy jacking off in thermo class,
(a few tips) 01. Don’t unless youre in the very back row. 02. Don’t do it with 180 kids in your motherfuckin class. 03. Don’t pretend youre doing calculations when we can see youre rubbing your wood and we arn’t even going over any problems in class. 04. Don’t play with your boner in the thrid row during recitation 40 minutes later. (suggestions) 01. Put it up in your waist band. 02. Finish already. You rubbed yourself hardcore for close to 2 hours. 03. Skip class and fuck me for 2 hours instead. 04. Don’t act like nobody can see you. We all can and it’s fuckin hilarious.
fuck i missed coming out week...i wanted to profess my undying love for the spectrum, we all know how much they love to stick their cocks in each others’ mouths, anal cavities, navals, etc. etc. GAY GAY GAY. HOMO LOVE. GAAy gay? GAAAAY. pretty pretty pandas
I only am allowing this one for the late-90s Snickers commercial reference. Well done.
To the retarded asian guy with the stripped shirt in my organic lab, when they stop allowing us to work in groups of 3, you better voluntier to wrok by yourself because if I get stuck with your dumbass as a lab partner one more time I might accidently trip and spill hydrocloric acid all over your ugly face and your stupid stripped shirt that you wear everyday. I hope you read this before it’s too late
to the girl in my RSP 2** class, why not just sit under the desk? i’m sure your husband wouldn’t mind, plus then we won’t have to see you.
THAT SHIT'S LIKE THE RING OF SATURN. FUCK.
Dear TA in Chi*** - How about my house. tonght. your ass. my face. or vice versa. i’m not picky.
Dear boy who I met at Sangria. I don’t really remember if you were a good kisser, but a tongue in the butt is un-for-gttable. Thanks for the ass smooch.
Hey guy who teaches ULC*** - I think your receding hairline is aw-dorable.
Submit online at generation.buffalo.edu or 315 student union. bring cake. thank you. oh, we prefer chocolate. or cupcakes. yeah. no poison. i hope this works.
