ITSS has proved to be even more of a shit fest. How about you fix the fucking projectors? Perhaps we gave you too much credit when we called you monkeys last year. Signed, Former Employee
leggings arent pants, retards.
Dear Boyfriend,
I called your mother and told her about your drug habbit. Have fun on parents weekend, fucker!
to the asshole with neon green shoes on the bike: you’re an asshole and you fucking need ot learn how to ride a bike, you dick
To the drunk chick i met saturday night on englewood...im gonna throw this out there, and if you want it take it, and if you dont send it right back...I want to be ON you
to the stupid generation guy who thought putting in the gay slander personal was actually a reference to a “‘90’s” commercial. ur dumb bc it was 2005 & it went
F: Why so blue panda bear?
M: Whatever
F: I’ve got a secret for you!
M: Hmm
F: You’re a buffet of manliness
M: HAHAHA
Your ignorance infuriates me. Sigh.
dear girl in my PSC class with DSLs: S my D with those L’s.
To the ugly weasel running around Main st. showing off your nipple rings. You are a STD-ridden loser and you should come out of the closet already! OR better yet... you should just crawl back into your mom’s vag and become unborn! Sincerely,
South Campus (and maybe North- don’t know if you’ve infested them yet with your lameness)
Why does every Long Island girl have a Blackberry now? Did they all start their own Fortune 500 companies over the summer?
to the girl that works at the tanning place down the street when i was eating out your wet pussy i got turned off by your prickly pubes scraching my nose i still have scares from that..
to anybody who eats in the union...i sneeze in the ice
hey i lost my worms next to the feet store. the only problem is that the wind gusts might capsize the rainforests and attempt to configure the latest version of soup.
Dear hot army guys,
thanks for watchin my nice ass as i bust it trying to climb a fake rock
That girl with the bangs and the “cool” clothes in spaulding needs to stop sticking her pad to the wall of the shower and forgetting to take it off.
to the douche in my HIS class- shut the fuck up. no one cares how many libraries you’ve been too, you’re a freaking tool for having that much free time. just let the prof teach. your political “jokes” suck and you laugh like Zack Braff in scrubs, fag
Dear hottie tottie ECO TA, please get inside of me. Your little accent makes me wet in my seat during class. If I come to your office hours will you fuck me on your desk?
Bookstore cashier, I came back Monday to ask you out but you weren’t there. I came back Wednesday and you hid under the counter when it was my turn to check out. I’ve run out of things to buy.
To that girl in my marketing recitation at 9am on fridays, eventhough i am too tired to go to class knowing i get to stare at your huge boobs usually gets me out of bed
To the boy in the capen silent study; your beard looks so gentle can I take a nap in it? Or at the very least can you shave my pubis and jizz on my face then spread the hair all about my face so I can have a beard like you!
One time I said fuck Jesus. People took offense. Why? Jesus looks like he needs a good fucking!!! Bong!!!!!!!!!!!
Who the hell decided it would be a great idea to have Family Weekend, Open House, Homecoming, and a physics exam on the same weekend? I’m getting my bat...
lonely south campus male seeks good looking study buddy. must be hot/ willing to wear a paper bag
Dear Michael Hall: I know the difference between a cold and a fucking throat infection. Fuck you for still keeping me sick.
Any one wanting a legit rap battle, brooklyn gutter style meet in front of the union with A-game and prepare to be served by J Roam- doctor brings the pain, suckkaaaas!
To the big titted Italian chick wearing a green shirt talking to the black guys in the union by freshens on tuesday: meet me outside the union on friday; i will be the guy with cum stained drawers, who will be busting a fresh load on the mirror windows as you walk past...damn your hot feel the cum blast...blaooow!shaolin’s finest whatup boo peace your highness!!!!! 1111!!!
whoever wrote in about the person in african american lit class needs to come forth and reveal thyself! i have tried to figure you out for 5 weeks now and i can’t take the suspense anymore!!
to the teachers at UB, why the fuck do you have to all give your tests in the same two weeks. do you want us all to fail?
pick better personals please... half of last weeks werent even funny and I know you have a lot to choose from. How easy is your job really? What happened to ones like “dear south campus stop raping everyone”? I hate you
Can you believe I get paid for this? Ha!
To the gorgeous girl who sits next to me in PSY 2**, let’s skip class together and push the handicap button and watch the professor scream at the door again or watch him dance Thriller lol.
I secretly want to bang someone from Generation, mostly & only bc I work for The Spectrum—are there any eligible bachelors over there?
Not for you, herpes face. Hachie machie!
20’sF, Looking for a 20’sM who can actually love and respect an intelligent woman instead of looking at the ugly outside.
to the hot chick at that party on the east side, let’s smoke a blut together and scissor!
Maria, Marry me! Oh you won’t? now I’m heartbroken. the least you can do is kiss my tip
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