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P E R S O N A L S
To the grl on the 2nd floor of Capen who got turned off by my need to poop, let’s go out sometime, just for shits…and giggles
To the big tit Pollack’s munchkin asian friend in my physics class. If your riding me during sex can I spin you like a top?
To the hot lesbian chick in my linguistics class, can we scissor together even through I have a penis?
To the Schussmeisters kid who looks like Jesus with glasses. Do me in the ass. Thank you.
a-hole with the neon green shoes - i’m serious. i get infuriated whenever i see your stupid ass draped in FOREVER 21. foucault you!
To the asian lady who asked me to get off the computer so she could look up directions to the bowling alley i wish you would have sat on my lap. I wouldn’t have been throwing any gutter balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets hunt down milfs and smoke menthols.
to the kids in my psc class, as much as i love when you all fill up my inbox with emails begging people for notes, why dont you get off your lazy ass and just go to class or maybe make a fucking friend and ask them for the notes and stop emailing everyone.
to the people in hadley village that fuck like every day and night could u stop bangin into my wall i have class in the mornin. if you want me to join in just knock on my door.
the the hot dude that works at ********** comb your hair and then cum on me
Dear jackass who changed the channel at the cellar, the only reason i didn’t rush out brandishing a knife was because my manager stopped me. Don’t ever turn off the World Series for some CNN bullshit again, douchebag. Love, your friendly customer service rep of CDS.
to the hot guy in my afroamericanlit class, im sure if you ask me, ill tell you if im the one who posted the ad or not, dont live in suspense
anyone else interested in playing Woodard bingo in Myth and Religion?
Dear Closing Shift SU Tim Hortons Employee, The next time you decide to be a cuntbag because you are closing in 15 minutes, i will not hesitate to throw my scalding hot coffee in your face and hopefully give you third degree burns. Every other Tim Hortons is open 24 hrs a day so shut the fuck up. You shouldn’t be in such a rush to go home and do nothing with your pathetic life.
To the black man that was sleeping with his pant around his knees in the hobo lounge of the capen library, no one wants to see ass, but thank you for proving that it’s not always true what they say about black men.
to that boy i fucked, thank god your good at hockey cause you fuckin suck in bed
To the cheating whore who won’t leave me alone: leave me alone.
Dear PHY 101 Professor: Thank you so much for moving our exam to 9 am Nov 1, now please tell me how far I should stand away from you as my hungover self pukes all over your face at a speed of 10 m/s.
Dear Wayne who lives on south, Will you please play colon tag with me? Your Batman impersonating roommate can join us too if you both want.
To the red head in my mass comm class, you give me hope that not all red headed males are unattractive. thank you for not looking like pete & pete.
To the employee with the silver Pontaic Bonneville who left their window down..... Oh my god THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH for the employee parking tag!!!!! It’s so nice not having to park in the student lots a mile away from my classes.
What has 173 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? -My Zipper
to the personal writer, I WANNA GO FAST! -asshole on the bike with the neon green shoes
To the stupid asian whose scared of chickens, dont invite people into your apartment if yu dont appreciate the greatness of my chicken suit.
To the creep in my thermo class still jacking off during lecture. Someone sent in a personal last week about you. You obviously read it and took their advice, because now you’re sitting near the back of the class. You’re still jerking off, but now less people see you, problem is, you had to sit right in front of me. STOP IT YOU FUCKING PERVERT.
umm.. man-ish broad.. plz get away from me... u seriously scare me.. i’m pretty sure u have a dick
To the asshole who took two weeks to refill the Nesquick vending machine in ellicott: You are fucking retarded. I pressed the button for chocolate two different times and I got that strawberry milk on both occasions. Cant you fucking see where the hell the chocolate milk goes and put it in the right fucking slot. Asshole.
Dear Asian girl in Yellow Rain Boots, you’re ugly, just like your boots
Does that suit come in men’s? Does that face come in men’s? Does your mom come in men’s?
Who’s man juice do I have to consume to get a personal printed around here?
To the dumb bitch in my writing class. You are stupid. A monkey could accidentally type Shakespeare’s plays before you could write a list of things you suck at. Now do me a favor and poke yourself in the eye, I can’t do it from where I currently sit.
To my girlfriend’s roommate: If I a nickel for every time you made up a word to sound intelligent, I would have enough money to buy you a dictionary.
to the guy who sneezes in the ice...thanks for giving it some flavor
To my friend who is obsessed with herself, your boyfriend tried to feel me up when we all went out last week. I guess he likes skinny girls too!
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