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P E R S O N A L S
Next person who sets off the fire alarm trying to make food at 3 am is getting their head slammed onto the stove top until they have a giant swirly scar on their face. Kind of like the Scarlet Letter. Only cooler.
to the girl above us in sweethome building 1, pick up your fucking feet when you walk. everyone has you pegged out to be a 500lb wildabeast.
to the slutty blonde with big tits in my GEO class. If my dick is not in you within the next week or two i may just get rid of it.
To that kid in my orgo class, I like when you wear those hollister tight shirts. Maybe me and you can get together and fuck to Tobey Keith all night long. I can be your taylor swift if you can be my jeff gordan.
Dear girl in CFA, you suck at art
To that gorgeous syrian boy i met the other day, you could be that meat that i need in my taco. Lets make dirty terrorist love.
TO EVERYONE IN MY THERMO CLASS, I WILL NEVER STOP TOUCHING MYSELF. DEAL WITH IT.
To the stupid fuck wearing the green headband in my UGC***class. Shut the FUCK up. Don’t go to class if your going to sit there and do sudoku with your girlfriend you might as well go find the guy with the green shoes riding the bike and jerk each other off.
Roses are red / Violets are blue / Now take off those uggs / You Long Island Jew
To who ever broke into my car and stole my dvd player, can i get that porno back? It’s my favorite.
To the fuck who fucked up the front wheel of my bike outside of sweethome. Thanks fucker. Thanks for fucking up my mode of transportation. You’re a fucker.
to the various free food events on campus sponsored by various religious institutions: thanks a bunch for keeping this sinful athiest fed!
Though the nips get hard / On big boobs in the winter / They hide under coats
Haikus practically guarantee a spot in the personals. Just sayin’
Hey, guy who brought me egg drop soup last night, can I get a drop of your egg sometime? yeeeeah!
To the girl on the bus wearing no underwear with her spandex and uggs: even though buffalo is a frozen tundra, you and your friends make it seem like a desert with all the camel toe everywhere
to the piece of shit that took my laundry detergent, it was my fault for leaving it out, but c’mon, laundry detergent? well, i guess if you need it then you need it, because, you are a piece of shit, so go clean yourself. : )
I always see girls/guys trying to get guys/girls on generation and i doubt anything happens.. just for once i would like to see it actually happen i wonder what that would be like heh, fuck screw that, fukin STD all over the place shit.
Yeah, kind of. Shhh.
Dear girl who works the lunch shift at Hubies: I wanna fuck you bad enough that I keep eating lunch at Hubies just to see you. You are really hot
what the fuck is up with borders playing christmas music already? it’s only november 1st, i haven’t even had any fucking turkey yet and bitches are trying to give me shit about the 12 days of christmas.
to the hot emo kid that lives in Ellicott: I don’t care if you’re gay, I will surgically give myself a dick if i can fuck you only once. I’m not joking.
dear UB, i always see personals complaining about how girls are never hot here, but no one seems to address the fact that there is a serious lack of hot dudes. wtf is the problem guys? GET HOTTER
FYI, I’m stunningly handsome. Thank you.
Ever notice how the employees at Starbucks only work with people of the same color hair? It’s freaky and I mentioned it to a worker today, she told me watch out for the redhead day...not exactly a denial. Possible conspiracy?
Dear the girl that I met yesterday at Clinton lounge in the morning. Can you plz give me my knife back? And also you wanna hang out?
To a frat on Englewood, We enjoy stealing multiple 30 racks and bottles of vodka at your frat parties.
To the girl whose UB Card I have found….I would like to personally thank you for all of the snacks I have enjoyed from your account
Dear girl with the broken arm in my MTH *** class. I understand that your injury might make it difficult, but for everyone else’s sake try to run a brush through your hair in the morning. Who knows what animals are living in that jungle. Jesus Pete.
afroamericanlit girl: here’s the problem, how does “hot guy” know he is the hot guy? how about a general hint as to who the hot guy is? maybe location of his seat? glasses? no glasses? hotness does not imply that one will have telekinesis. little help, please.
to the asshole with the neon green shoes, the only time you will ever go fast is on a bike
to that chick in spaulding with the bangs and the “cool” clothes... i know you stick pads in the shower and all....but take your pad off, and let me be inside you... ill show you somethting cooler than your clothes.
Dear Ub, why the fuck is someone always painting a railing or door? if you have no other way to spend your budget, id be glad to give you a few ideas, like maybe some more free condoms? or clothes for the girls who forget to get dressed in the morning?
I am new to the area, where are the street hookers in the buffalo area? what streets and times of day do they walk?? any info appreciated ! thanks !
If Bon Jovi and Emilio Estevez can be friends, why can’t we?
I want to eat some box. Why? Because I love the taste of vagina. IT JUST MAKES SENSE
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