Hey,

How come you mugs didn’t send a reporter or a photog to the Physics Department Open House to cover my one man protest? Them guys claim on their web site to be sixteenth in the country, but U.S News & World Report had them ranked at a more believable number 80. I was hoping for some good brawl photos, but nothing happened and all I got was a cold. Some protest! Can’t I at least get an autographed glossy of Elina Vaysbeyn?

- James Burnette

Hey Jim,

Please accept our sincerest apologies. Things tend to get quite hectic around here, and sometimes, well, sometimes we just can’t be everywhere that we’d like to be. Good luck on your future endeavors, and please keep us and the rest of the UB community posted on any events you have in the works. In the meantime, I hope you can find comfort in this lovely autographed photo of former Associate Editor, Elina Vaysbeyn. What a beauty, huh? God, this is creepy.

- Andrew