I used to think it was the stress of school that got me so wet. Now that I’ve graduated... The personals still turn me on... Aching, slippery sighs, I miss UB.
You have a big dick/ But I think you have the clap/ Im getting tested
to the kid who used to have the civil war beard in goodyear. thanks for cutting the pubes off your face, inbred hick
to the female football player that does mongolian grill i want to sufficate in your junk
To that kid in my world civ 2 clas- I had a dream about you last night. you only had one eye in it though.
Listen, if YOU are that smelly kid who reallllllly needs the shower, i left soap in the northeastern corner of the silent study area in capen. Rather, i left a clue. are you ready?
to the bitch that works in the SU “info” center. you should really quit.
Nothing is better than getting a beej from someone who has pop rocks in their mouth
hey dumbasses, you dont have to wait for the hsbc atm. theres an atm thats free no matter what bank you use; its on the other side of the stairs
after all of those / damn haikus last semester / i still think in fives
to that kid who used to jack off in thermo last semester: what class are you jerking it in now? fucking pervert
to the whiny bitch who complained about jean shorts last semester: leggins are not outerwear........and by the way, there’s a reason why those stupid boots you wear are called uggs...because they’re ugly
smoke a blut? i’ll shove one so far down your fucking throat you’ll be smoking it out your ass if you don’t learn how to spell the fucking word right. i’m sure andrew blake will help you get it out after he’s done sucking your dick
I’ll never be done sucking that dick. Oh, how wrong you are...
Smoke a blut!!!11!
to the new kid in town that asked about street hookers, try looking on chippewa downtown. if you don’t find any there, then just go to ellicott or the generation office. avoid the spectrum if you don’t want the same sex. just watch out for stds and remember to use a condom each time
practice safe lunch - use a condiment
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen cumshot? that depends. is it an american or asian cumshot? i don’t know that....but it doesn’t matter, i’ll take either
To that random drunk kid i pissed on last week, im sorry. I was really wasted to. No homo
Sugar City + Chocolate City = Yummy Caketown, USA.
Dear Pukey McYankeeshat,
Everyone who saw you puke on the bus last saturday will always remeber you as Pukey McYankeeshat. And your girlfriend will always be Mrs. McYankesshat. Good day sir.
yOoOo paRty on EngeLwOoD!!1!1!!11
Hey Generation.. I picked up your magazine the other day and I noticed how shitty it is. Fuck you
Ha! We wasted your time!
To that fucking twat waffle that stole my seat today in Soc101... If you ever do it again, I will shove a muffin so far up your vagina that people will have no choice but to call you cunt muffin for the rest of your miserable life.
Only fourteen more hours until breakfast
Hey Generation... I’ll fucking tie you to a bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit... put some cambell’s chicken noodle soup on a stove for a little...and let that shit sit there for like a half an hour... take it off and pour it into your ass slow-like unless you start posting some of those haikus I just hooked you up with. Thanks. Oh and fuck you.
Round, lucious beauty/ Patience is of importance/ Titties make me wet
Machine is finished/ Guava leaves me forever/ My life is over
chillin at UB damn i love this shit, fuck the work just smoke n sniff, come here bitch n squeeze on ur tits while i fuck u in the ass with a bosco stick.
I feel like hed have a pencil dick...and I could slap him and hed cry. He does look like he has a thin penis i agree...he has weird ears
are there only chinese frats on campus or what?
sometimes i wonder how deep my vagina really is...any takers?
You sound like enough of a taker for the rest of the campus, toots.
No trays in the Dining Hall? Fucking seriously? Goddam fucking hippie liberal douchebags, fuck the environment, I want a fucking tray you chodes!!
To UB Please get bigger beds in your dorms so i dont have to kick my boyfriend out after sex
Oh, you can’t fit on the bed and it’s the BED’s fault. Really, tubby?
Looking for someone sexy to share my free 2nd Snuggie with.
Hologram Obama > Real Obama
Hologram Generation > Real Generation
Whenever I order pizza boy I tell the delivery boy to take the tip, and just the tip. And then I wink at him and say it again. “Just the tip. Just the tip.” By this point I have usually already swabbed my lips with the crust and sometimes I manage to get my cheesybread for free. I just want everyone else to take this, well..tip.
Please leave your glasses on while I fuck you. Thanks.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE HOLOGRAMS! THAT’S ALL I WANT TO DO, OKAY?!?!?
I’m Barack Obama. Everyone likes me. I grew up in Hawaii. Wah wah wah.
Nice cover last week. Handsome Dan ftw!
Beth, I want to slug-fuck the shit out of you until your bearded axe wound looks like the cunt of a 12 Latvian whore.
If anybody says anything to anybody, I will kill every mothafucka in here. You hear me, bitch?
to mah fuckin roommate: bitch you ate the LAST muthafuckin Twinky!!! wat da fuck is wrong wit u? and don't get me startd on u takin mah penis pump and filling it with apricot jelly, i oughta slap da mothafuckin shit out yo goddamn mouth. get off team fortress 2 and do yo mothafuckin homework b4 i rip off yo shrimpy dick and teabag u wit ya own sack!!!
Ann Marie Awad, I just looked at your fb. Instead of "friendship," you should say "looking for a potted plant". lololol
To the hottie on the UB Men's crew team: The only reason my friends and I went to your crew team informational last semester was because we wanted to stare at your beautiful face for an hour..oh, and to enjoy the free pizza. Sorry we couldn't be the team "coxins"....But you can put your "coxin" us any time *wink*
Sometimes I take a quesodilllaa from the union and rub it on myself.
either the UB guys unexplainedly got hotter this semester or i really need to stop hitting the bong so much.
Dear new Generation staff,
Don’t fuck up!
Love, the veterans.
Now, I like you and you like me, but face it, Pizza Hut lunch buffet...I really don’t think we were meant to be.
It has to have been over a year, I think we really need to try again to get Dave Matthews on campus. Ha ha, jk, fuck those asshats
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THAT FACE JUST GOT ABUUUUUSED
Cap locks day is coming. I can feel it.
SOONER THAN YOU THINK!!!!!!!!
Hologram pizza <<<<< Real Pizza
Dear UB, don’t forget to run / vote for the SA elections this year. Rember when no one ran and those dudes were super lame? Just a reminder. You’re welcome.
the professor of eng *** is a beautiful, beautiful man
Ever since I got back from that party down on Englewood my ass has been killing me.
cock knock sock rock mock lock shock
yo bro sweet tat thanks bro go alpha sigma pie epsilon fuck yea bro fuckin party it up you know it broseph your hands are awesome on my dick
Submit personals online at generation.buffalo.edu, or drop them off in the hastily assembled envelope on the door of 315 Student Union. Don’t forget to make them not suck. Thanks.
