P E R S O N A L S
To the hot brunette in my orgo lab on Mondays with the rockin tits, I wanna pop those balloons with my teeth!
It’s not gay if your balls don’t touch!!
UB means more bears. And I’m not talking the animal.
To the girl in my es class on Tuesday who said she got her nipples pierced on V-day... everyone who heard u is judging u...and can i see them after class some time:)
To the kid from long island that lives on my floor (aka Mr. Pukey McYankeesHat): i really enjoyed being pounded from behind by your small dick last nite. love, the vietnamese girl from rochester (aka Mrs. McYankeesHat)
To the cute blonde girl that works in the dining hall I want to take you to my room and serve you some of my special roast
being gay is a pain in the ass
Remember when Gandhi beat Queen Elizabeth to death with his cock? History is awesome.
Dear Panda, i’ll climb your bamboo anyday. Meet me in the mountains for a good time.
Dr. Seuss hats are awesome!
To the guy that sits behind me in my engineering class...put your feet on my chair again I’ll bit your toe off and feed it to your nut sack
To the psychobitch who handcuffed herself to my roommates bed... COME BACK!
Remember when Abe Lincoln pulled Robert E Lee’s beating heart out of his chest with his bare hands and fed it to a pig, which he then turned into the bacon that he fed his family?History is awesome.
Dear Boy with the Yellow Pants that was skateboarding outside my friends window near Wilkeson. Will you marry me? I really like your pants.
I already have a list of mean things that I want to say about you when we stop seeing eachother.
iiiii lovvvvvve....jonathan taylor thomas
Whats yo dick size?!
Astroman - I want a DBL beed chzy burrito, wait, no, I want a DBL chzy burrito, um, no, thats not it. Did we get the burrito? I’m so SCARED! Fuck it, lets go see Betsey-CASH
FLOW, I’m TALKIN BANK ROLLS!
I’d like a basssskeet of cheeps.
To my physics lab partner: your not very smart but you got a gret racj which you show off constantly. Also, your accent is cool
To my philosophy profssor, so what I’m saying is, “well, look, P1: All philosophy professors are low-rent sandbaggers. P2: You are a philosophy professor. C: You are a low-rent sandbagger...bitch.”
THIS IS THE HOT GIRL WHO FUCKED THAT GUY WITH THE FAUX HAWK. I ONLY FUCKED YOU CAUSE YOU WENT TO THE CUT AND HAVE GREAT HAIR.
I swear to God I am adding this on to your advertising contract.
Does anyone else think Anderson Cooper is really really sexy?
Does anyone not?
To the big guy in my non-majors music class who sits in the front row every day and does nothing but sleep, you rock man.
To the kid who wrote about my orange pubes. You must have saw them on Halloween, they’re lime green now.
to the blonde girl who lives in gov: it was my friend that called you fat during intramural soccer last semester, not me. but thanks for calling me an asshole for it months later at dinner.
ps - you’re fat.
Running from cops/ smelting accidents/ I lost my virginity to a walrus
goo goo ga joob?
man or a woman? / i cannot tell ether way. / oh well sex is sex.
montgmoery ward for prez!!!1!
Kitties prance so happily/You aren’t on to them/But they will get you
dear sweethome girls who bangs the CA and calls noise complaints on us nearly every weekend. next time it wont be 10 gallons of trash in front of ur door, it will be one of my world-famous 10 pound shits. SLUT
i’d like to sit and spin with that hottie on the cover of the vinyl issue
hey, what if this bus stop was a space shuttle?
You’re fucking blowing my mind, mang
to the kid i pick up for baird hall i want you to write a symphony all over my tits and then conduct it with your penis! PS you shed all over my bed
Dear Gingerballs in governors wearing bathrobe, I asked you to stop wearing you’re fucking bathrobe. You look like the gay version of older pete of pete and pete. Suck dick
To the Cock Foggler who called the girl a Twat Waffle, I started that term and next time you use it I will stick your dick in a grinder.
OMG THIS PIZZA IS INCREDIBULL
dear ub, since you’re so fucking liberal, why don’t you give us a day off on presidents day so we can celebrate the god of your dream church
I hate the way that you slurp my noodles.
To my Girlfriend’s Roommate: I’m sorry our fucking made you cry. I didn’t know you were awake. Please get out once in a while so i can fuck my girlfriend. You will understand what i am going through if you ever have sex. Thank you.
Whats the difference between Jam and Jelly? ..... i can’t Jelly my dick in your ass.
To the sexy mexican looking boy, who’s apparently amazing at kicking field goals... i want you to split my uprights...... i have pot ;-)
To the tall kid who looks like Jack Skellington and always wears that sexy black hat. I want you to lift me up over your head and eat my pussy like it was cinnamon toast crunch.
to my old roomate, when you had you “friends” over to play tickle monster i wanted to puke
what about us white kids who just want to pop some orville redenbacher???
To the sexy 16 year old in Cooke ***. I wanna suck on your braces
Dear extremely depressing girl in my chem class. Nobody feels bad that your boyfriend totaled your car then dumped you and now wants to be sex buddies. I Find it whimsical
is there room in them jeans for me? huh?
Person in my hall. every morning your alarm goes off for hours while you sleep. either shut it off or i will shut you off
Prayin’ 4 U
If you were a pencil, I’d surely dull your tip.
LETS GO GET SOME 40S
iul.ju
to the cute boy who works at kabab and curry with tattoos.. you are adorable and i’d like a taste of your yogurt sauce
to the hot chick. please do me.
Dear Generation, please have more references to Metallica.
needle ee needle ee needle ee needlee ee yowwwww wah a wah a wah a MASTER!
A cotton swab of your saliva could lead to the perfect match for Nick Spawn. Help Nick find a bone marrow donor and fight leukemia. Take a few minutes from your day to see if you can save a life.
Bone Marrow Drive - Thursday February 28th 4 pm - 6 pm
Roswell Park Cancer Institute
ELM & Carlton Streets
Buffalo, NY 14263
Phone: (716) 845-4444
WHEATUS FOR SPRINGFEST 2009 - Signed, Teenage dirt bags of WNY
Is sweedish beeswax hotter than nonsweedish beeswax?
MADE IN AMERICA!!!111!
i luv whiskey sours <3
i luv JTT <3
I don’t think so, Tim.
COUNTDOWN TO MORRISSEY.....NOT SOON ENOUGH
MASTETR! MASTER!!!!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Ohhhhh Sweet Child of Mine... *this is the part where i shred your face*
fuck this shit, I'm goin to get pancakes
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Hey, does that look like a penis? ^^^^^^
You know what to do...
generation.buffalo.edu or 315 SU. Ta!
Oh, smoke a blut, etc.
