Cheap parables of bad habits and sheep.

Blowing coke off toilet seats

in neon clubs.

Jesus!

He’s on the dance floor,

dancing his pants off (Glowing from his head to his feet)

And grinding his teeth (Time for the pacifier)

Then the Preacher Man comes.

“You’re a drinker, Christ, and so are your followers!”

Jesus said, “Hold out your tongue Preacher Man and I’ll show you how your life can be.”

He held out his tongue and onto it Jesus dropped some LSD.

“You’re healed preacher man! Healed!”

“Now let us dance ‘till we bleed!”

And so they did

When the preacher man awoke with a chapped ass, Jesus was kneeling naked at the bedside,

saying his Hail Marys.