P E R S O N A L S
To the guy who’s always giving me the eye in Capen,u should think about the size of your asshole before you think about the size of my wiggy
COLORS OF THE WORLD
Dear Physics, If you were a person I would brutally murder you now, because i fucking hate your guts for giving me impossible questions causing me to go nuts. Fuck you Physics! piece of krap dirtbag ass muther fuker. im so pissed at your god dam impossible questions i will literally gut you step on it, gut everything else and step on it. Im common... who the hell needs to know how far u need to hold a magnifying glass to see an insect 5.2 times bigger. Seriously. go fuk ur self damn Physics!
to the girl in game theory, Don’t hide in the front of the room I want to take tasteful black and whites photos of you doing econ problems
my vagina hole misses you
I’m the wayne gretzky of sexual stuff, im the hulk hogan of slamming muff, im the indiana jones of exploring crotch, im the shakespeare of enormous cock
Why won’t you be my Pepe le Pew? I want someone to stroll around Paris with me in the springtime.
unf
i got a present for you right here.... actually its not a present, its my penis
whats the diference between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? there is none, i want my penis to be in both of those things
Knock knock, who’s there?
It’s me, wondering why you’re not naked,
I LIED WHEN I SAID I ALREADY VOTED. I JUST DIDN’T WANT YO PAPER. Muahahahahaha
please wrap your burgers in lettuce more often.
To the finger lickin good girl whos sitting across from me in capen... you look like a bucket of kentucky fried fuck all wrapped up in original skin.
ThE aIrBoURnE Sp0Rez From FUNGUS like MUSHR00MZ will GET into our BRAINS o noes.
other penile discharges are still dangerous, okay? Don’t think you’re safe swimming in kiddie pools of pre-cum.
stop asking me to vote for your stupid shit. just because your daddy bought you a nice business suit, it doesn’t mean you’re important.
THE EYEBROW POLICE ARE COMING FOR YOU!1!
Sometimes I pretend that I’m in the SUNY School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL
to my old roommate, i only regret moving out of the room because now i have to find my own electric razor to shave my pubes
Knock knock, who’s there?
Me again, still wondering why you’re not naked
to that chick who made me a huge ass chicken cordon bleu wrap in the SU thank you very much i thought you thought that i was good looking, then i came to buy another wrap but the dude made it, it was just as big but... i dont want to think that he thinks im good looking ....
Please don’t call me anymore and please don’t talk about sports or music. It makes my ears bleed.
Dear Monkey. Being a part of your world makes me happier than I ever thought I could be. Love Gingerbear
You kids are disgusting.
March is over. I better see some motherfucking lambs in this bitch POST fucking HASTE
whats the point of the asian frats making their pledges shave the letters in their head, i woulnt be proud ure frats fucking
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
Whenever I used to watch the secret world of alex mack and she would turn into silver liquid and then when she turned back to human she would be naked... I always wanted to bang her.
I wanted to cum on that hat so bad.
i dont no if this got published yet, but 2 my roommate, im rly sry i pooped in ur bookbag
Shakespearean Insult of the Day: Thou puking milk-livered barnacle!
Take my word for it, ROY G. BIV is totally pissed that Generation prints in greyscale.
I think a lot of people are pissed that Generation...prints.
go to SA’s website and check out their spending under “office budget misc.” - apparently our student fee paid for hot chocolate, coco, digital cameras, magazine subscriptions ... all for the SA office
I wanted to win you a spider ring but all I could afford was an individually wrapped sweedish fish. Still friends?
omg are the fuking seaguls i hear? omg they are gonna eat us... I think im goign nuts from exams. i shd complain to professors hahah....
...AAAAAAAAAAAH
i hope you slip and fall on the cum we left in there.
so this one time, tim hortons gave me a mocha instead of a hot chocolate. fuck you.
my computer was Stolen when i was Away On the phone. for the 55th And final time, im a 3rd degree black belt...
Look up Voytek the Bear. He was awesome.
New Generation mascot. Thank you.
Dear Putnam, Please bring back the fruit and granola wraps. I love the fruity mixture in the taco all in my mouth. mmmmm, taco.
drunx0rz ftw
My mama always sayed, you can’t retire from your one eyed snake.
Daylight come and dey wanna go home...but they fuckin can’t cuz they ARE comin
Baby Spice, marry me.
If found my juice bottle in front of Baldy on Friday night-ha, you found my pee.
Please do no remove a single bean from my three bean chili. I will notice, and I will get you.
It’s not my fault that I wear fingerless gloves all the time. Dexterity, motherfucker.
GNARRRRRR!!11!!1!!1!!!!!1!
I WENT 2 THE PSYCHO FAIR AND IT WAS 2 LATE AND DEY COULDN’T TELL ME ALL ABOUT MAH FUTUREZ AND ERRYTHING. WTF. THEY SHOULD HAVE PSYCHOS IN THE WELLNESS CENTER ALL THE TIME. WTF.
I will drink bottled water. I will not refill the bottles. I will save them, and build a mountain of unrecycled plastic just to spite you, and the earth will suffer.
Knock Knock. Oh, hai. Come in!
Attention new SA. Do not fuck up or we will beat your ass. Signed, everyone.
Holy shit can I grduate now plz?
Dear Center for Inquiry, What are you?
T-rex is sleepy. Dinosnorrrrrre. ZzZzZzzz
