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Student Does Drugs, Proclaims Pink Floyd To Be Greatest Band Ever





This past Thursday, Greek Classics sophmore John Kimble experimented with LSD and made the shocking revelation that Pink Floyd just may be the greatest band ever.

"Normally, I don't like Pink Floyd," said Kimble. "I always thought they were a bunch of wankers. But when you're like tripping, you hear their music the way it's supposed to sound. It's genius, man."

Kimble was in the midst of what is commonly referred to as an acid trip when his roommate, Barry Lumpkin, started playing Pink Floyd's Piper At the Gates of Dawn on his stereo. Kimble was then reportedly blown away by the trippy music blaring out of the speakers. "This is fucking awesome!" he shouted several times throughout the night as Lumpkin played other Pink Floyd albums, such as Animals, Atom Heart Mother, and Ummagumma.

Kimble says the highlight of the evening came when they listened to Dark Side of the Moon while watching The Wizard of Oz. "Dude, during the tornado sequence, 'The Great Gig in the Sky' was playing. That's so cool. Then when the film turns to color, you hear a ca-ching! Don't get me started on the part about how 'Brain Damage' plays while the Scarecrow wishes he had a brain."

The fun came to a screeching halt, however, when Lumpkin put on The Division Bell. "Dude, there just aren't enough drugs in the world to make that album tolerable."

Pink Floyd has sucked since Roger Waters left the group in 1982.

 

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