-ABC will begin airing special "Classic TV Stars" editions of Who Wants to be a Millionaire. The list of stars making appearances includes Florence Henderson of the Brady Bunch and Marion Ross of Happy Days. The shows host Regis Phillbin was quoted as saying, "Jesus Christ this show's going down Hill, we used to get Nsync on this show now all I can get is a bunch of has beens I might as well let Kathy Lee host this crap."

-70's teen pop star Lief Garret who is better know lately for his heat wrenching VH1 Behind the Music, is on the run from the law after a Los Angeles judge issued a warrant for his arrest stemming from a two year old drug charge. When contacted all his lawyer had to say was "Come on man who didn't cry when that Behind the Music was on? He's not just a fugitive from the law, he's a fugitive from love too."

-Glenn Hughes an original member of the wildly popular 70's disco group The Village People died on March 4th. Hughes was better known as "leatherman" for his wacky outfits the included a leather vest, leather pants, and a thick handlebar mustache. At his own request, Hughes was buried in his leatherman outfit. I'm sorry folks I know it's ripe for satire but that's just to sad to make a joke about.

-An unidentified woman called Nickelodeon complaining of seeing John Ritter's scrotum in an episode recently aired on the cable channel's Nick at Night. The channel confirmed the scrotum sighting and pledged to reedit the show so that one can no longer see Ritter's scrotum. You know it's stuff like this that makes me question the existence of God. I'd pay good to see a Susan Summer's crotch shot during her Three's Company years, but all the public gets is a shot of Jack's Sack.å