Word on the street is that Emily uses tounge. You’re a star, keep shining bright. - Love, Your Buffalo Chip
To my sweet daddy, I wiss you soo much. I can’t wait till it’s all over. Stay Strong. Luv, your honey baby xoxo
C.S.- I just wanted you to know that you are in my heart forever and always. The memories that we continue to share will never be forgotten...MUAH L.S.
Why do the guys you want not like you, but the guys you don’t want, like you? Then those guys you want always come around when you end up setteling? “Spano”
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El Cig. Remember my teachings my son, Clitoral Stimualtion is key to success. Never forget this. -Capt Dickhead
To the chicken shit who didn’t sign the letter he wrote me, what’s the matter? You scared of the wrath of a liberal? -CLD
To those who hate onm the fat kids- screw you and don’t hate cuz’ you can’t have a rack like mine to keep you company at night-I still get mine -Sexy Bitch
To all the fucking disgusting pigs who constantly feel the need to strock their phleam outside the Student Union -You have no fucking class!! You’re making the girls sick!
Tony -Can I play with your meatcurtains? The bearded taco lives! -E-
Joe, ask yourself a question. Is it right to pee on people, bribe cops, and be a Mexican outlaw at the same time?
K.I. -I love to do your laundry. P.S... sorry about your boxers, I just like to sniff them. Mmmmmmmmm......poop?
CSE 491 Blows. The guy looks like he a vampire or something. Creepy
Maaaaaaaaaaake love to the monkey!!! -Smelly
To the fat fuck in my Chem recitation -you are annoying as hell. If you open your mouth one more time I will punch you in the face Asshole!
Ahh college, place of higher learning; why do I know so many people who eat their own boogers.
Vinian -Fuck you and your silk polka wardrobe. -The Class
Me refiero a la gentle que habla mal de mi, cuando estoy yo de frente they suck my Dick! -from XcarlosX
To the sorority chick who sucks her tumb and sleeps with her dirty “corner” -Fuck you Spring 2001! -Nelson
D.D. Bombs -you think I’ll ever get a speeding ticket? You spoke too soon. Have fun at driving school! -Captain Jim
To the yellow hoodie beauty with the purple bag and NIN logo: Hope you got my last message. Missed seeing you over break -Secret Classroom Admirer
My life is like Duck Hunt, I just sit and wait for a clay pigeon. When I see one I shoot it and then continue waiting. ~rimbs
To the beautiful blond who I see at 10:30 MWF in Berts and walking to NSM. I want to pull your hair as yo go down on me. Let me know...2 dollars
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Aren’t you sick of being worried after sex?...AIDS is real-Wear condoms everytime. 1 out of 250 college students have HIV
To my sexy workout partner- your sweat drenched body turns me on so bad...Espacially when you fall off the sit-up machine -Love Madame Butterfly
To the 5 Long Island sluts tht sit in the middle of MIC 301: Shut the hell up!! No one wants to hear about your pathetic lives!!
Ok Mr. Smooth criminal -give us a little hint about your identity. I’m dying to know! AC
Hot females needed to play bass and drums for Asian hevy matal band. Reply through here. -The Mighty Senzasians
I wish the worl would of ended at the corn of the millenium. You human beings are the plauge of the earth. You all make me sick. -Chaos eternal-
What the hell is with the U-haul truck in the parking lot? It has to be another Communist out post. Those Bastards are all over UB. -X-Death
Whenever I hear “ocean,” I think about the huge crush I have on Lauren. Then, whenever I hear”eventually Anyway,” I wonder why I’m so damn jealous of her boyfriend. P.S. -No, I don’t wanna write for literary.
To the fuckers who stole our pool balls: They were there so everyone could use them, now no one can. We will find you and castrate you.
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On behalf of all the smokers outside the Student Union, why don’t you shut your trap before I put my foot in it. I hope you die of second hand smoke.
Smoking is bad for you. You shouldn’t do it. It can damage your lungs and your health. It can cause cancer and damage unborn children. Nasty habit.
