I would like to start of by apologizing to all my loyal fans for my outburst at the end of last week’s entertainment round up. After what I said would by my final round up with my very public resignation I was inundated with letters, email, faxes, phone calls all begging me to continue to write the round up. I was deeply touched by this outpouring of support for me and I realized that I must continue to write Chris’ Entertainment Round Up, for the sake of my loyal and devoted fans. This crazy magazine business were in wouldn’t be worth a nickel if it weren’t for the fans. Thanks Guys.

--Britains largest toy retailing store has banned the sale of the newly made Eminem action figures. The toys come in three different varieties that are designed after the three phases of Eminem: Marshal Mathers, Slim Shady, and Eminem. The toy makers originally wanted to make a fourth model called "Corporate Whore" but the super star rapper nixed the idea.

--Teen pop sensation Christina Aguiara …Agaliera, ehhh you know who I’m talking about. She has a signed a multi million dollar endorsement deal with Coca Cola. The announcement of the deal came just days after rival teen pop sensation Britney Spears’ first commercial for Pepsi aired. When asked for a comment Spears’ publicist said, " If that scrawny bitch thinks she can beat Britney we say bring it on! Pepsi’s the joy Cola, and that Christina bitch will never enjoy cola like Britney does."

--Adding to the long list of former 90210 stars to be charged with DUI, actress Shannon Doherty entered a plea of innocent stemming from a December incident in which she was caught swerving her car all over the road. Not a lot of people know this but The Round Up office has learned that the true reason her car was swerving was because Luke Perry was in the passenger seat and Doherty was trying desperately to stop him from complaining about how humiliating his nude scene in Oz was.