Welcome to this week’s installment of the Generation personals.
To Len, You’re one freshman that can set the Biz! Just find a way to get that chick name off your arm Baby!
To the enviremental science professor, stop bringing in road kill you sick FUCK!
I wanna give a BIG SHOUT to my dawg from Clement Hall dat just lost his virginity...Congratulation dawgs. BOUT DAMN TIME!!!
Anna, you hot bitch, I wanna put some mud where the sun don’t shine. See you at Oozfest -Latin Lover
Save the drama for your mama and PUSH. See ya all in the hot tub.
To little bro Eric, You dropped the ball. Don’t let it happen again. -Drunken Marriot Brothers
Vikran , you look so sexy. -a girl starting her name with T
C.A. -Just remember, I like to dance and cum to “Genie In A Bottle.” My friends and I like to circle -jerk to your album. Please blow me!!! -’Mon Jash!!!
To the “Topless Wonder” of Lehman: Stop saying you were with me when you weren’t. The whole time I was using you to get to your friend Jackie. Get a clue -Chris (#77)
I think chicks that are 5’10 or taller are hot. There is one problem I’m 5’8.
The girl with the boots in the Student Union throws down the budgies with her cloaked PENI-TORIS! -Mamas Y Tetas!
To the assholes who sit by the window in UGC 112D 2 recitation: shut the fuck p. If we wanted to hear your assine notions about politics we would buy your fucking newsletter
Sarah, I saw someone walking around in black pants, black shoes and whit socks. It reminded me of what fun we used to have. I’m sorry we’re no longer friends. -Caleb
Whoever put MENtos on the 5th floor Lockwood library bathroom: stop destroying my library. -The microforms and newspaper desk
I love when you bald head sweats at the gym. Take your rusty hat off so I can rub you head sometime. PJ Bottoms Peach
Flower, you all smoke too much and the only person who ever played with me was Jake whenever he would visit. -Shooter
Beautiful blond runners. When your done and I’m done running will you rub my calfs down, because they are really sore. P.S. I’m better looking then Rob Ray and Rhet Warner. I guess that’s not saying much. Oh Well.
This is a fellow L.I. girl. Please stop saying all L.I. girls are sluts, because personally I’m not a slut, I’m just a bitch. - Yours truly Bitch From L.I.
To the secret admirers in Clemens: We gladly accept your orgy invitation on one condition, Can we bring wips and chains..Please? -Deyanira and Oneisha
You pay attention PIGS.. the only fat lesbians in this school are you guys!
To the sexy hispanic Iota: I have been peepin’ you. You are sexy as hell, but you should smile more. You look so mean, “Hazeme.”
Jen: You a fly mutha fucka, ca I pull up to your bumper and spank my monkey? -Kwis
To Bill in Joel’s ENG 201 class: I have such a crush on you! I’m such a dork...
James, Does Anita know where you dick was last year before you deflowered her, because we do.
Deyanira: you are crazy and psychotic. Grow the fuck up. -Guy next door
Phi Sig -Why do you think you are called the pigs? Enough said
Poor Flounder took a Flop, that “R” ain’t worth the soft charmen she wipes her ass with. I would not even beat her with my dick -Dynamic Duo -until next time...
To my Bubbie, I love you more than words can express and that will never change when you smile, It makes me melt. You my one and only baby!
‘To all my HB’s: Hold shit down my niggas!” -7hundred53 Ski
Pi Sigma Sigma- You know how the rhyme goes...Old MacDonald had a farm..Oink, Oink PIGS.
To the Grumpkin Queen: You move my bowels like no other fiber enhanced cereal ever could. Love, Prescious Poo.
Mike J, Your shit stinks.-Acidbath
I’m not fat, I’m awesome
To the photo editor, stop shitting on my lawn, it doesn’t help. Love, MikeJ
To the hot blonde girl in my ENG 201 class, you smell like hot dogs, wash your ass and I might give you a poke. Love, Mike J
Chainsaw, please stop watching me. I didn’t brake up Slayer. -SW
To the UGC 111 TA with the facial scruff--that was me who farted in class, what are you gonna do about it jackass? Love, Timmy
To the Fetish Queen, I got two words for you, Urine Stains.
Hey you Long Island Girls on the third floor of Wilkeson Building 1--you bitches can stink up the bathroom with the best of them. I pee in the shower every morning before you go in it.
To that guy whose cum I swallowed last night, what’s up?
To all you jackasses who think the Immaculate Conception refers to the birth of Jesus, get a clue.
Dear voices in my head, Slayer is #1!!! I don’t care what mom thinks.
Sweet Home High School football rules!!
I’m just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. I took the midnight train going anywhere. She’s just a small town girl livin’ in her lonely world, she took the midnight trian goin’ anywhere. Strangers, dancing, up and down the boulevard. Love, Steve Perry
To Timmy the Orphan, you’re full of shit, Winger didn’t break up.
